29 January 2010

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (255)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Ananova (from Thursday, January 28; link good at time of posting):
A US man found guilty of stealing a Porsche was re-arrested after police learned he had driven to court in a stolen Lexus.

Tony Van, 37, a hairstylist from San Francisco, was caught out after seven tiny Yorkshire terrier puppies escaped from the Lexus 4WD.

He was at the Marin County courthouse for a jury verdict on a charge of stealing the $125,000 Porsche Carrera in San Anselmo, California, reports the Marin Indendent Journal.

Some of the puppies escaped from the vehicle, attracting the attention of bystanders and leading sheriff's deputies to discover the stolen vehicle.

Then Van came out to the vehicle, with the keys. He was arraigned on further charges of receiving a stolen vehicle, receiving stolen property, animal cruelty and leaving animals in an unattended vehicle.
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22 January 2010

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (254)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of TMZ.com (via Brian Cuban) (from Thursday, January 21; links good at time of posting):
The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office just charged [Courtney] Ames with receiving stolen property -- Lindsay Lohan's stolen necklace. Prosecutors say it's the very same necklace Ames stupidly wore to court in November.

A detective confiscated the necklace in the courtroom and now she's been charged.
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20 January 2010

A Round Tuit (16)

A Round Tuit


When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

O'Brien and Leno


When Conan O'Brien took over The Late Show from David Letterman in the early 1990s, I watched the program regularly and, truth be told, liked it more with him at the desk than when David Letterman hosted. I enjoyed the luxury of late-night television at the time, being a student and something of a night owl.

By the time O'Brien was announced as the next host of The Tonight Show a half-dozen years ago, I was no longer a student and if I happened to be up at half past midnight, I was either working on something and not watching TV or out socializing and not watching TV. Nonetheless, I saw the announcement and thought, "Well, good for him. When he's on earlier, I'll start watching him again." And yes, smartass, I do think in complete sentences.

By the time O'Brien took over The Tonight Show, I had long since given up even the early round of late night TV. If there's a funny bit, someone will send me a YouTube link the next day. If someone I'm particularly interested in was a guest, I'll see if there's a recap of the interview online somewhere. There's no good reason for me to be watching late night TV even occasionally, let alone regularly enough to have anything like an opinion on it.

I may not be an avid late night TV watcher and I can hardly care less which network or host prevails in the ratings battle, but I've been closely following the fiasco NBC created when it tried to juggle one too many hosts and came up a time slot or two short. Why the sudden interest? In short, because this week late night was all about contracts and intellectual property and was on at a reasonable hour.

Jay Shepherd became an O'Brien fan when he released a statement explaining his decision to reject NBC's offer of a shorter Tonight Show at 12:05 AM rather than the customary 11:35 PM slot:
Now normally, when you hear that someone "released a statement," you immediately think boring nothingness generated by lawyers. But here's where Conan really shined. First, he almost certainly wrote it himself (probably with help, but that's OK). Second, he completely avoided coming across whiny, pouty, angry, or victim-y. Third, he chose not to trash anyone, not even NBC. He favorably mentioned Carson, Letterman, and his "Late Show" successor Jimmy Fallon (who's really getting screwed by being bumped to 1:05, where he could lose both his viewers). Fourth, he spoke respectfully, with much language about the tradition and importance of "The Tonight Show's" six decades following the late local news.

And fifth, and I think most important, he was funny. I don't mean LOL funny; but with a light-hearted irreverence that humanizes him and his message without making the reader question the seriousness of his feelings.

And that's the real trick. Too many people — employers, employees, and their lawyers — hide behind a thin veneer of pomposity, haughtiness, verbosity, and legalese. That never works — ever.
Eriq Gardner and Matthew Belloni speculated about the specifics of O'Brien's contract with NBC and what legal issues were raised by the proposed shuffling of the NBC late night lineup:
If Conan's deal says his "Tonight" will be broadcast at 11:35pm (or the equivalent post-local news slot in the few markets like Phoenix that air him earlier), then NBC would be in violation of his contract by attempting to bump him. If there isn't any time-slot language in his deal, Conan's refusal to take the 12:05 slot would put him in breach if he doesn't do his show, presumably allowing NBC to void his deal without paying him off.

NBC already has staked its position in today's NY Times:
The contract, NBC is arguing, guaranteed Mr. O'Brien would be installed as host of 'The Tonight Show' — and unlike many other deals for late-night stars, Mr. O'Brien's contract contains no specific language about the time period the show would occupy, NBC executives said.
David Letterman, for instance, has time-slot language in his deal, so some are already blaming O'Brien's lawyers for not thinking ahead and specifying his slot. But it's likely not that cut-and-dried a legal issue.

If the breach-of-contract claim ever got to court, perhaps O'Brien could argue that specifying a timeslot was not necessary because "Tonight" has aired in essentially the same time period for decades.

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NBC's move seems slippery at best and, at worst, in violation of the state's requirement that parties negotiate deals in good faith.
Erik Gerding also touched on the contract's purported silence on the time slot issue, but suggested that legal uncertainty rather than the strength of either side's arguments would drive a settlement:
Conan may not have the strongest legal arguments, but he still has leverage. Legal uncertainty hurts both parties. A media circus on Conan's status will only help NBC's ratings for a while - they can help Conan and Fox in publicity for a lot longer. Part of this stems from the fact that Jay Leno -- who is staying at NBC -- can't and won't milk this for laughs much longer if at all.

Will his contract lawyers now have to vet Conan's monologue?

At the same time Conan and Fox have to do an elaborate dance to avoid looking like they are entering into direct discussions, which would give NBC a quiver of new arguments (tortious interference with contract among them).

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If Conan argues that "The Tonight Show" is not the "Tonight Show" he will likley need to rely on extrinsic or parol evidence to go beyond the ex plicit language of the contract to aid in contract interpretation. If the contract is governed by California law, he is in luck, as California has traditionally been more open to parol evidence... [a]lthough there are hints that California courts may be stepping away from this more loose interpretation of the parol evidence rule.
Lawrence Cunningham offered the most comprehensive analysis of the various contract issues involved, including the time slot uncertainty, good faith, mitigation, and non-competition. Discussing the mitigation issue, Cunningham wrote:
Supposing NBC is in breach of contract, either based on a time clause or good faith obligation, it may yet credibly assert that it is taking steps to reduce resulting damages, by offering Conan the alternative arrangement of a later time slot. If so, this implicates contract law’s mitigation principle and influences the relative stakes and power between NBC and Conan.

In general, aggrieved contract parties cannot recover damages that they could avoid with reasonable diligence. That sometimes means their damages are reduced by amounts that they could obtain through substitute performance. But in employment cases like this, the doctrine is applied with some scrutiny.

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In our case, Conan would emphasize how the Tonight Show is a unique franchise, one with a 60-year history at 11:35, right after the local news. Even a slightly later airing is both different and inferior so NBC, if in breach, owes him full contract damages. NBC would contend the difference is not so consequential and is the only thing that distinguishes the two deals.

A fact-intensive and judgment-laden disputation arises. The burden of proof would be on NBC. But the fact of the offer, and the single factual difference, gives incrementally greater power in the current high stakes discussions to NBC, not Conan.
Following-up on a number of comments to his original post and from his contracts students, Cunningham discussed the parol evidence and non-competition issues in greater depth; in concluding, he also noted the uncertainty inherent in the situation: "Ongoing discussions between NBC and Conan illustrate the notion of bargaining in the shadow of the law, working out arrangements in light of known or probable legal claims and consequences."

Though O'Brien's dispute with NBC may be somewhat removed from the workaday concerns of your average Joe Lunchpail, some employment law bloggers advised that there are workplace lessons to be learned from the network's missteps. William Bowser recommended that employers consider this matter a reminder that employment decisions can cause collateral damage to contract arrangements; he wrote that employers "should always make sure that any material changes affecting a key employee are in compliance with the terms of any employment agreement with that employee. If not, a court may refuse to enforce any non-competition provisions contained in the agreement."

Other bloggers suggested that the struggle between Conan O'Brien one one side and NBC and Jay Leno on the other is manifested in many workplaces as a generational struggle between Baby Boomers and younger Gen X or Gen Y employees. Discussing a post by employment journalist Chris Penttila, Michael Fox wrote:
Members of Generation X are waiting, not all that patiently for the Baby Boomers to retire and get out of the way so that they can move up to the bigger jobs. And they see Leno (Baby Boomer) shoving O'Brien (an aging Gen X'er) back down, and they don't like it.

Of course, it's not like O'Brien is making it easy. I am sitting in the airport and just saw a re-run of his latest comment - that if NBC wants to make sure he is not seen on TV for three years, they should just leave him on NBC.

If in fact there's something to what Chris says, and I must admit it does have a ring of truth, it no doubt will manifest itself in ways that will end up on employment lawyers' desks all across the country, where unfortunately it won't be all that funny.


Various news sources were reporting yesterday that NBC and O'Brien are close to a settlement arrangement whereby the network will pay as much as $40 Million to O'Brien and his staff and in return would keep the rights to O'Brien show creations, including "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" and the "masturbating bear". Perhaps next week's blogosphere will be abuzz with discussion of the intellectual property issues raised by a settlement. If it allows the network to do what it seems inclined to — return Jay Leno to an hour-long Tonight Show starting at 11:35 PM — they probably won't need Jeremy Telman's thoughtful and Lettermanesque list of ten possible replacements for Conan O'Brien. I'll not be so churlish as to point out to him the glaring omission of a cost-effective choice — Arsenio Hall is probably available for the high five figures annually. Instead, I'll offer my takes on his suggestions:
10. No.
9. Definitely not.
8. Hells, no.
7. Perhaps the version of her I saw on South Park.
6. Only if he does every other Tuesday as "Nat X".
5. Stranger things have happened — cocaine is a hell of a drug.
4. If they have "Triumph", NBC doesn't need to neuter another comedian.
3. This one I can picture. Not watch, but picture.
2. This would be a smart choice, so that rules it out.
1. Sure, she was a OK in Mr. Wrong, but has she done anything since?
When Conan O'Brien lands a new gig, I probably won't be there to watch (though I would make a special effort to stay up to see Jay Leno attempt to interact with a masturbating bear). Personally, I'd rather see a roundtable of legal types discuss Conan's Fox contract or the intellectual property implications of his new recurring characters — but only if the roundtable's finished before 10:00 PM. Besides, I'm not one of those people who always imagined himself famous enough to be a guest on The Tonight Show or one of the many other late night programs. I don't want to be Conan O'Brien famous, or Jay Leno famous, or even Wanda Sykes famous; I only want to be just famous enough to drive the reasonably-priced car on Top Gear.

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Google's recent announcement that it had been on the receiving end of considerable pressure from the Chinese government to maintain an active role in censoring search results in that country and that it would consider abandoning the market there rather than complying were shocking to say the least. Many have written to praise Google's stand, while others have questioned both its complicity with the Chinese regime to this point and its "true" motives to make a very public change. While Google's statement on the matter was issued by David Drummond, the company's Chief Legal Officer, its contents were not comprised of complex legal concepts or arguments:
We have taken the unusual step of sharing information about these attacks with a broad audience not just because of the security and human rights implications of what we have unearthed, but also because this information goes to the heart of a much bigger global debate about freedom of speech. In the last two decades, China's economic reform programs and its citizens' entrepreneurial flair have lifted hundreds of millions of Chinese people out of poverty. Indeed, this great nation is at the heart of much economic progress and development in the world today.

We launched Google.cn in January 2006 in the belief that the benefits of increased access to information for people in China and a more open Internet outweighed our discomfort in agreeing to censor some results. At the time we made clear that "we will carefully monitor conditions in China, including new laws and other restrictions on our services. If we determine that we are unable to achieve the objectives outlined we will not hesitate to reconsider our approach to China."

These attacks and the surveillance they have uncovered--combined with the attempts over the past year to further limit free speech on the web--have led us to conclude that we should review the feasibility of our business operations in China. We have decided we are no longer willing to continue censoring our results on Google.cn, and so over the next few weeks we will be discussing with the Chinese government the basis on which we could operate an unfiltered search engine within the law, if at all. We recognize that this may well mean having to shut down Google.cn, and potentially our offices in China.
Ashby Jones explained that Google resorted to the court of public opinion because the courts of law are unavailable:
In many other contexts, after all, there would be legal action. Had the censorship occurred in the U.S. or many other nations with histories of and commitments to freedom of expression, suits likely would have been filed. Were the identities of the alleged hackers known, suits likely would be filed (they allegedly stole some of Google’s intellectual property.) Had the alleged hackers been operating from another part of the world, perhaps law-enforcement authorities would be hot on their trails.

But in the absence of a legal system that resembles our own, there can be no legal action. Or, said another way, business action becomes legal action. Google can’t sue or make legal appeals to the Chinese government. But it can make its grievances public — very public — and exercise its power of the purse, by depriving Chinese citizens its product.

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Will Google’s action work? Will it spur Chinese authorities to commit to greater freedoms and providing more help in tracking down perpetrators of cyber crime? It’s too soon to tell.
Larry Ribstein has written before that during Google's unconventional public offering, the company predicated its image upon corporate social responsibility themes. With this episode in China, he contends, Google is seeking to reconcile that image with the realities (at least to this point) of doing business in Communist China:
Google understands it may take a brand hit if it stays in China without significant concessions by the Chinese government to lay off.

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Google's decision also illustrates the trickiness of corporate social responsibility that cannot be defended as profit-maximization. What is the socially responsible thing for Google to do? On the one hand, a Google pull-out could motivate... "exit-affected" interest groups to agitate for more political openness.

On the other hand, Chinese politics differs from... European and U.S. politics....

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In other words, a Google pullout may be just what the Chinese government wants.

These political imponderables dictate that Google should make its decision in its own long-term interests, including its interest in preserving its reputation for honest searches, even if it chooses to sell that decision as socially responsible support for Chinese democracy.
Tom Smith takes a limited view of corporate social responsibility which appeals to me. He argues that while corporations are not and should not be bound by the most expansive individual views of morality and moral obligation, neither should these behave immorally or without concern for the human costs of their profit-seeking. Vis-à-vis Google and China, he writes:
Just because I am acting on behalf of others, say to maximize their profits, does not relax in any way duties which I have not to harm others in certain ways. So there will be many things I simply cannot do as a matter of morality even if it would profit the corporation to do so. So Google may not cooperate with the persecution of people who are simply fighting for their basic human rights just because it might be or even would definitely be in the interests of Google shareholders to do so. I am thrilled that Google seems to see it this way too. I predict we don't here much from anybody who would say, hey, wait a minute Google, get in there and make money no matter how many Chinese it enslaves. But if that's really what they think, they should speak up.

This is granted a weak view of corporate "social responsibility" and I would not even call it that. It's just a view that moral obligations don't somehow cease to apply just because some people decide to act collectively to make money.

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As to Google and China, it could be that having a Russian born founder, as Google has, gives it a certain, uh, appreciation of communism. My guess is that the usual relativism you can get on most college campuses about how those darn communists are just pursuing an alternative blah blah blah doesn't get you very far with those who have had some experience with it, at least within their family unit. Communism don't look so cool from the gulag or the laogai or even if you know they are more than words. It thrills me no end that America's hippest big company is putting its money where its mouth has been. If you say Don't Be Evil, and you're not just being cute, then you must believe there is such a thing as evil. Like maybe putting somebody in prison because he aspires to be free. Saying Don't Be Evil is just a less pretentious way of saying, We Will Not Be Evil. Big words, and ones Google is evidently trying to live up to. American capitalism standing up to communism on moral grounds. I love it. Good for them.
While we applaud American capitalists standing up to Communists abroad, however, let's not excuse those American capitalists who accommode law enforcement overreach here at home. It was revealed this week that the FBI collected more than 2,000 call records illegally between 2002 and 2006; a considerable number of these records were obligingly-provided by phone companies upon informal request from the Bureau. As Eugene Volokh notes, such cooperation is not uncommon; the processes described in the Electronic Communications Privacy Act are routinely used to provide cover to providers for what are essentially voluntary, not mandatory, disclosures. Volokh gives us an excellent summary of the applicable law and possible violations committed by the government and/or the phone companies:
First, at various points the Post story seems to suggest that the legal violation was the failure to follow-up an exigent circumstances letter with an NSL [National Security Letter]. But if that’s the claim, then the story is rather misleading: There is no legal requirement that an exigent circumstances letter be followed up. The choice to follow up an exigent circumstances letter is apparently a policy choice by the FBI, but it’s not something the privacy statutes contemplate or require.

A second possibility is that the FBI was making false statements in the exigent circumstances letters themselves. It’s not entirely clear what the technical violation is in that case, but presumably the FBI becomes civilly liable for the disclosure violation that it induced. (That is, presumably the FBI can’t misrepresent the facts of what the emergency is to get the provider to have a good faith belief and then voluntarily disclose.) At the same time, I can’t quite tell in the story if that’s what was allegedly happening: The lead sentence suggests so, but there are other parts of the story that suggest that the authors may be thinking of the failure to follow up as the problem.

A third possibility is that the FBI was filing exigent circumstances letters properly, but was then getting NSLs after the fact improperly. That is, the technical violation was based on the FBI’s self-imposed policy: By following-up even when the law did not require it, the government ended up getting NSLs that did not satisfy the NSL standard. Again, parts of the story seem to suggest this, but it’s hard to know with certainty.
Mike Masnick writes that these latest revelations should come as not surprise, considering that the FBI has previously admitted improperly using NSLs to obtain information it was not entitled to have. Masnick doesn't let the phone companies off the hook, though:
Of course, lost in all of the attention over the FBI's process is the rather serious unanswered question of why the telcos didn't seem to push back when handed a bogus demand to hand over records that did not match the official process and violated the law. Shouldn't the telcos have some responsibility for actually making sure that a random FBI agent yelling "terrorism" has some sort of official basis to get information out of the them?


Odds n Ends Shop


Last evening, little-known (before the past few weeks, anyhow) Massachusetts state senator Scott Brown defeated that state's Attorney General Martha Coakley in a special election and will take over the United States Senate seat left vacant by Senator Edward Kennedy's death. Though anticipated by polls taken in the closing days of the campaign, the victory of a Republican candidate in a state that's amongst the bluest of the blue was nonetheless astonishing. Late in the campaign, President Obama made a stop on behalf of Coakley and, as Ann Althouse points out in her fisking of Obama's speech, it was a pretty perfunctory effort. Althouse writes that she was "struck by the lack of anything actually about Martha Coakley, the candidate he came to support" and found that the speech boiled down to "the Democratic Party needed another vote in the Senate, and Coakley was the Democrat."

The debate has already begun amongst political pundits whether the Massachusetts election represents a rejection of the Democratic agenda or is simply the result of an unusually poor campaign run by a poor candidate. Some support for the latter, more limited position can be found in a pre-election post from Patrick at the Popehat blog. Patrick is — I'm taking a wild stab here — a card-carrying Democrat or at least a left-leaning voter; nonetheless, he found Coakley's professional conduct in the notorious Amirault, Woodward, and Winfield cases so beyond the pale and so injurious to freedom and justice as to make her unfit for elected office, regardless her party affiliation or the policy stakes of the day:
Under ordinary circumstances, Coakley would be a shoe-in as a Democrat, but she appears to be running about even with Brown. Especially given the stakes this race presents, on which the President’s health care reform bill may ride. History is in the making.

But it’s past history that should concern us. I’m writing to urge any Massachusetts readers we may have to suck it up and to vote for the bum the Republicans found lying in the street. Martha Coakley is less suited for high office than anyone on the national stage. Less suited than Sarah Palin. Less suited than Carrie Prejean.

Prosecutors are called to do a tough job, but the exercise of discretion is part of that job. Based on the evidence, Martha Coakley, in almost twenty years as a prosecutor, has exercised her discretion in every instance in favor of the State, in favor of her own ruthless ambition, and in defiance of any sense of compassion, or common sense.

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If one is a liberal, it’s tempting to think that this election is just about health care, the burning issue of the day. What damage can one Senator do? Of course, one might ask the same of a prosecutor, and consider Coakley’s career. But a prosecutor doesn’t make law. A prosecutor merely enforces laws written by others.

Freedom in this country is under constant assault, from forces right and left. Massachusetts voters, liberal, conservative, or none-of-the-above, should consider whether Martha Coakley is suited, by temperament and experience, to inflict her views on the rest of the country. To take her ego, and her views, onto the national stage.

I say no. Vote for the bum the Republicans found on the street. It’s important.

Though a legal academic herself, Sarah Waldeck has a word of advice for prospective law students who are uncertain about a career in law, going to a middle-tier or lower-tier school, or paying their own ways with loans — don't. She writes:
I’ve been thinking hard about what advice I would give prospective students and this is where I’ve landed: Only go to law school next year if (1) you have always dreamed of being a lawyer; or (2) you are accepted by a very prestigious institution; or (3) you are offered a full scholarship.

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Of course, this year law school applications will be partly driven by the lack of opportunity costs. Graduating college students face generally dismal employment prospects regardless of what field they want to enter. But I suspect that optimism bias plays just as large a role in student decision-making. No matter what the economy, some lawyers will be wildly successful. Many prospective students are inclined to think that they will be part of this group, no matter how daunting the odds against it. On the more rational side of the analysis, it’s also true that law school historically has proven itself a relatively good place to weather out bad economic times.

What is different this time around, however, is that no one is yet sure whether the changes in legal markets and in law firms are permanent, or whether things will eventually return to what we had come to think of as normal. If you haven’t always wanted to practice law, or if you’re considering a law school that is not one of the best in the nation, or if the law school isn’t offering to pay for you to attend, my advice is to wait to see how this plays out.

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Given the current legal climate, one would hope that decreasing applications would force law schools to grapple with these questions. But markets, including those for law students, are imperfect. The most I can hope is that prospective students think hard about whether, at this particular point in time, a legal degree is worth the investment.
Scott Greenfield has often been critical of the role law schools have played in producing a generation of underemployed and underqualified lawyers — there are simply too many lawyers in the market, too many weeds choking the life out of the garden, and too many defenders of the status quo which brought us to this:
Forget the ABA. Forget the lawprofs. Forget the crippling debt that law students will carry with them as they pursue their careers in used car sales, enhanced by their critical thinking skills. And forget the lawyers who sit waiting by the phone for someone to feed them a case so they won't starve. None will save the legal profession.

Law school, and the legal profession, has become a crap shoot thanks to all of the above. Few law students, just as few lawyers, belong in the profession. It's time to come to grips with the fact that we not only produce far too many lawyers, but far too many lawyers who either lack the ability to practice law, are too selfish or narcissistic to put in the effort demanded of an excellent (or even competent) lawyer or lack the mindset to be a professional whose responsibility is to serve their client.

The future of the law is survival of the fittest. Law schools will churn out as many lawyers as they can, no matter how unneeded, how ill-prepared or how ill-suited to the profession. The ABA will continue to approve new schools as long as they can draw a picture on the back of a matchbook. Lawprofs will continue to lecture on the theories behind Law and Television Sitcoms, while Biglaw collapses, solos sit by the phone and social media gurus craft websites to make dumber than dirt lawyers look like Learned Hand.

Our own inability, more precisely refusal, to recognize the obvious will bring this house of cards down around our heads. So mommas, save your retirement funds for that new Cadillac, because throwing it at junior to make him a lawyer is a total waste of money. But if you decide to do it anyway, you're the one who will have to live with the bad bet.
Christine Hurt remembers the firm economics of the early 1990s, the downturns and cutbacks throughout that decade, and the resulting realities of practice which have given way to further upheaval in the current downturn:
My fellow associates and I often would joke about how long a person could stay employed, taking home great money, and not do a darned thing. We all agreed it was at least three or four years. A story of mythological proportions was told to us about a senior partner in our section of an associate who was down right horrible. At a partners' meeting, it was all agreed that he should be fired, but a year later, every partner was waiting for someone else to do it. In my partner's words, "No one likes to tell someone they should be in a different line of work." Even if associates were fired, they were usually given 6-12 months to vacate, which often became extended. But then came the next downturn, beginning in 2000. All of a sudden, associates got one year at the same law firm. If your billables were low after one year, you were out and no 6-12 month hanging around, either. Suddenly, billable benchmarks became billable minimums. Law firms that had increased salaries twice or three times in the late 1990s were suddenly saying that the pay required performance, and there is nothing more stressful than trying to spin billable hours when there isn't any work. (I was pretty good at going up and down the halls in 1994 like a beggar, asking partners and senior associates if they needed help.)

So in 2007, did no one remember 2001, much less 1993? Yes, this is a brave new world now, and associates won't get a golden ticket, but I think some great marketing must have been going on if anyone believed they were still printing those. However, this downturn does seem worse than earlier times, and so the expectations that are being lowered so dramatically may not bounce back so quickly.
My daughter asked me a few weeks ago whether I hoped that she'd grow up to be a lawyer like daddy. Perhaps that was a suitable moment for something hopeful along the lines of, "Sweetheart, if you study hard and work hard, you can do whatever you want in life." I couldn't bring myself to give her platitudes. "No, sweetheart," I told her, "I hope you don't become a lawyer. Whatever you do, don't become a lawyer."

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., MSNBC, Search Engine Roundtable, and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

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19 January 2010

King me.

Chaotic at times but inclusive of all, led by a man of vision, and dedicated to a worthy objective. Yes, that describes the campaign for civil rights led by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and others during the 1960s; it also is an apt description of this week's Blawg Review #247.

In honor of MLK Day, Gideon returns to the Blawg Review hosting fold and at his a public defender blog offers an excellent review of the best of the past week's legal blogging. Highlights include considering the nature of our profession's service to others, using new technologies for good and ill, and (of course) appreciating Dr. King's impact on our society. Though not tied to this week's Blawg Review, Charon QC and Gideon recently did an excellent podcast together. The death penalty in the United States, United Kingdom, and elsewhere is discussed, along with other criminal justice and current topics.

The Scots Law Student will host next week's Blawg Review.

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15 January 2010

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (253)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of BoingBoing (from Tuesday, January 12; link good at time of posting):
Hapodi, the French agency that's in charge of the country's new anti-piracy scheme (if someone you live with is accused of three acts of infringement, your whole household is taken offline and added to a list of address to which it is illegal to provide Internet access) has been accused of pirating the font used it its logo. The font designer is talking lawsuit. Hadopi says it wasn't infringement, just an "error of manipulation."

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In the meantime, I'm sure that if Hadopi commits two more acts of infringement, it will order its own offices taken offline for a period of a year.

Right?

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13 January 2010

A Round Tuit (15)

A Round Tuit

When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

American Needle v. NFL

The American Needle case is scheduled to be argued before the Supreme Court today. While other matters may be more legally significant, it's probable that no other case in recent memory has received so much attention from New Orleans Saints quarterback and National Football League Most Valuable Player runner-up Drew Brees. Brees demonstrates his football intelligence on a weekly basis; it turns out that he's a pretty savvy legal observer as well as he discusses what's at stake in the case:
The NFL originally won the case because the lower courts decided that, when it comes to marketing hats and gear, the 32 teams in the league act like one big company, a "single entity," and such an entity can't illegally conspire with itself to restrain trade. The NFL-Reebok deal is worth a lot of money, and fans pay for it: If you want to show support for your team by buying an official hat, it now costs $10 more than before the exclusive arrangement.

Amazingly, after the NFL won the case, it asked the Supreme Court to dramatically expand the ruling and determine that the teams act as a single entity not only for marketing hats and gear, but for pretty much everything the league does. It was an odd request -- as if I asked an official to review an 80-yard pass of mine that had already been ruled a touchdown. The notion that the teams function as a single entity is absurd; the 32 organizations composing the NFL and the business people who run them compete with unrelenting intensity for players, coaches and, most of all, the loyalty of fans.

I know of this competition because, along with hundreds of other professional football players, I live it every week of the season. I also know about it because in 2006, after five years with the San Diego Chargers, I became a free agent and witnessed firsthand the robust competition among teams for players.

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I could choose to sign a contract with the Saints because of a crucial player-led antitrust lawsuit in 1993 that secured players' rights to sell our services as free agents. Until that case, team owners had acted together to control players and keep salaries low, while the popularity of the game and teams' revenues grew exponentially. Today, if the Supreme Court agrees with the NFL's argument that the teams act as a single entity rather than as 32 separate, vigorously competitive and extremely profitable entities, the absence of antitrust scrutiny would enable the owners to exert total control over this multibillion-dollar business.
Mike Masnick wrote that Brees' op-ed piece was "quite well argued" and noted that "Like plenty of other businesses, sports leagues have a keen understanding of what monopoly rents are, and do everything possible to profit from them." Ashby Jones spoke with some of the key players in the drama and posted about the potential impacts of the Court's decision; he suggested that Brees may not be far off in asserting that the NFL's main focus is not necessarily on merchandising revenues but on labor relations:
The issue is huge for the NFL. A decision that the league is comprised of 32 separate entities could wreak havoc on the way it handles a ton of issues, from marketing to broadcast rights.

But experts and interested parties feel the largest implications might be on the labor front. Currently, antitrust law prohibits teams from colluding on labor issues. It keeps them from unilaterally agreeing on salary caps or otherwise conspiring to frustrate the aims of free agency. A ruling that the NFL is a “single entity” could, in theory, mean the NFL no longer has to play by the antitrust laws when it comes to labor issues.

Jeff Pash, the NFL’s general counsel, doesn’t believe that labor issues are at the fore. “The American Needle case arose out of an issue that could not possibly have less to do with labor,” he said at a September news conference. Added an NFL spokesman on Tuesday, in an email to the Law Blog:

The case is about the ability of a league to make routine business decisions without the threat of antitrust litigation. Antitrust laws do not apply to terms and conditions of employment in unionized industries, including pro sports. These subjects instead are governed by labor law.

But DeMaurice Smith, the executive director of the NFL Players’ Association, disagrees. “We see for what it is,” he told the Law Blog. “It’s not only a case about licensing, and those who say it has nothing to do with labor are wrong.”
Marc Edelman has literally written the book (well, article) on this topic, having authored Why the ‘Single Entity’ Defense Can Never Apply to NFL Clubs: A Primer on Property Rights Theory in Professional Sports, an article cited in three of the briefs filed with the Court. This week, he discussed the legal bases for the arguments in American Needle, writing that:
American Needle’s surprising choice of where to bring suit played an important role in this case making its way to the Supreme Court. Although the First, Second, Third and Ninth Circuits have long since rejected the NFL’s single entity defense, American Needle instead decided to bring suit in the Seventh Circuit, which had never before addressed the issue. Upon reviewing the matter, the Seventh Circuit disagreed with these other circuits’ views of the single-entity exemption and instead held that the single-entity status of a sports league should be determined on a case-by-case basis, and that the NFL constituted a single-entity for the purposes of licensing intellectual property.

The Seventh Circuit’s ruling has since been challenged by both American Needle and the NFL clubs. American Needle, as expected, filed a petition for certiorari, urging the Supreme Court to reverse the Seventh Circuit’s ruling and adopt the position previously articulated by the First, Second, Third, and Ninth Circuits. Meanwhile, the NFL clubs have petitioned the Court to not only uphold the Seventh Circuit’s ruling with respect to licensing markets, but more broadly to rule that sports leagues are single entities for all purposes—thus shielding the NFL from future Section 1 antitrust challenges.

In arguing for a complete exemption from Section 1 of the Sherman Act, the NFL clubs rely on a broad reading of the 1984 Supreme Court case Copperweld Corp. v. Independence Tube Corp., in which the Court had held that a tubing company and its wholly-owned subsidiary comprised just one entity for antitrust purposes. Meanwhile, American Needle relies primarily on a different Supreme Court case from that same year, National Collegiate Athletic Association v. Board of Regents of the University of Oklahoma, in which the Court ruled that NCAA football teams are independent actors and not a single entity for purposes of antitrust law.
Michael McCann rounded-up commentary concerning the case (here and here), including Brees' op-ed and Jones' post amongst many others. Not included in those lists was an older post from Gabriel Feldman; Feldman noted that even if the NFL's "single entity" hail-mary falls incomplete today, all is not lost for them:
If the NFL loses the case before the Supreme Court, it does not mean that all of their exclusive licensing arrangements illegal. This case is a lottery ticket for the NFL. If they win, it could be a significant victory.... If the NFL loses, nothing really changes. The issue before the Supreme Court is not whether the NFL's exclusive licensing arrangement is legal under the antitrust laws. The issue is whether the licensing arrangement should even be subject to scrutiny under the antitrust laws. If the NFL wins, they escape Section 1 scrutiny. If the NFL loses, their arrangement will then be analyzed under the rule of reason, where a court will weigh the pro-competitive benefits of the agreement versus its anticompetitive effects.

There is no reason to believe that the Supreme Court's rejection of the single entity argument makes it any more (or less) likely that American Needle would prevail in the underlying antitrust case (or that a suit against the NFL's exclusive deal with EA would be successful). Rather, it only subjects the NFL to the same antitrust scrutiny they have been subjected to for the last 50 years. American Needle could win the underlying case, but only if it could prove that the anticompetitive effects of the NFL's exclusive apparel licensing deal outweighed its pro-competitive benefits
That all would not be lost should provide some comfort for the NFL if, as Lyle Denniston reports this morning, the Court does not accept their arguments:
The Court heard 70 minutes of oral argument in American Needle v. NFL (08-661), a case that supposedly was to focus on a single, simple question: is the NFL, along with its 32 teams, a “single entity” and therefore immune to the Sherman Antitrust Act when they act jointly in a business effort?

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While the NFL insists that that is crucial to promoting the popularity of the games on the field, it did not appear that any Justice was firmly convinced — right now — of that.

While the Supreme Court arguments in American Needle may get a bit of attention this week from football fans, fortunately all eyes will be back on the field this weekend when the playoffs continue (astute legal essayist Drew Brees will be under center when the Saints meet the Arizona Cardinals at home on Saturday afternoon). Regardless how the market shakes out after American Needle, I'd like to take a moment here to thank the Seattle Seahawks for saving me some licensed merchandise money this season by failing to make the post-season. Hey, it's a recession and every penny saved is a penny earned; thanks, guys.

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There are many good arguments for and against California's Proposition 8, a ballot measure which prohibited state recognition of marriages between homosexual couples after the judiciary overturned an earlier ban. David Lat admitted that his feelings about Proposition 8 itself are unresolved, but he wrote that on the recent controversy concerning video coverage of the hearings (opposed primarily by proponents of Proposition 8), he's very much in favor of greater coverage:
The right to an open and public trial is guaranteed by the Constitution, and understanding what’s going on in our courts is a crucial part of democratic self-governance.

The standard for closing a courtroom to the public is very high, and justifiably so. We the People should be allowed to know — and to hear, and to see — what is transpiring within our courts. After all, these are our laws being interpreted, our rights being adjudicated, and our taxpayer dollars at work.

And in this age of videoconferencing, YouTube, blogging, and Twitter, the distinction between physical and virtual attendance of court proceedings is becoming increasingly artificial. If we can read reporter Dan Levine’s real-time tweets about the Prop 8 trial, or if we can read blog posts published during breaks about what just transpired in open court, why shouldn’t we be able to watch the proceedings ourselves, in livestreaming video? Or, if we can’t watch real-time video, why can’t we watch video posted online after the fact?

This is why we are so disappointed in the Supreme Court’s decision to kill, at least for now, efforts to broadcast the Prop 8 trial. This is why we strongly support the efforts of Chief Judge Vaughn Walker (N.D. Cal.), who is presiding over the trial, and Chief Judge Alex Kozinski (9th Cir.), who is spearheading a Ninth Circuit pilot project providing for cameras in the courtroom, to offer some wider broadcast of the proceedings (whether on YouTube, an official court website, or even just to federal courthouses outside San Francisco).
The disagreement over cameras in the courtroom, which had pitted the presiding District Court judge and the Ninth Circuit Judicial Council led by Judge Alex Kozinski against the Judicial Conference and (some suggest) the Supreme Court, was described by Lyle Denniston as "a polite but no less pointed controversy" than the Proposition 8 hearing itself. Whether federal judicial proceedings will become more open, and if so, how open and in which courts, seems to be a question which may finally be answered; Denniston notes that "when the Supreme Court further considers the issue, it may have to decide the legal status of the Judicial Conference policy, as compared to that of the Ninth Circuit’s Judicial Council, which has authorized the TV 'pilot project' to apply to the Prop. 8 trial. And the Justices may also have to consider the scope of their own 'supervisory power' over a question of trial procedure in the federal District Courts."

Justin Silverman argued that the opponents to the televising of the Proposition 8 hearings should not prevail on "witness safety" grounds:
There are a couple of laws in California that the U.S. Supreme Court should consider before it announces tomorrow whether or not the Proposition 8 trial can be broadcast on YouTube: § 240 and § 422. These two laws don't address same-sex marriage, discrimination, or even access to courts, as you may have expected. Instead, these sections of the California Penal Code make it a crime to either assault or threaten to use violence against another person.

The Justices should take comfort in these laws. They are significant because the opportunity to view what could be a watershed case for gay rights is being prevented by a concern for the safety of witnesses. Ironically, those witnesses do not happen to be the persecuted homosexuals of bygone days, but instead those who now support a state measure to deny same-sex couples the right to marry.

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By staying the broadcast of this trial—and impliedly finding that Prop 8 supporters will suffer "irreparable harm" absent a stay—the Supreme Court seems to be advocating curtailment of the press as a means of law enforcement. In a sense, there's a backwards Heckler's Veto at play: the Court is protecting the right of witnesses to speak by limiting the ways in which they will be heard and preventing retaliation by those who will not have heard them. Instead, those witnesses should take the stand knowing they will be given the largest forum possible in which to speak and the strongest protection against those who may retaliate when they do so.

And that retaliation is a big may. Among their reasons for requesting a stay, the petitioners say that "public broadcast can intimidate witnesses who might refuse to testify or alter their stories when they do testify if they fear retribution by someone who may be watching the broadcast." Further, "all of the petitioners' witnesses have expressed concern over the potential public broadcast of trial proceedings and some have stated that they will refuse to testify if the district court goes forward with its plan."

In a controversial case such as this one, no doubt the unpopular speaker is a nervous one. But I'm skeptical that witnesses already committed to testifying will suddenly shy away because of the prospect of video dissemination. Do they not realize that, without a single camera, the San Jose Mercury News is reporting live accounts that include the names of those taking the stand? That special interest groups will be Twittering their testimony as they speak? That there are already websites identifying Prop 8 supporters and where they live? Banning a broadcast, I believe, will not change this. But to allow a broadcast, I'm certain, will further enlighten the debate over same-sex marriage, if not provide insight into our judicial system altogether.
Others have argued that the time may be right to reexamine the place of cameras in federal courtrooms. In a recent post, Eric Goldman discussed the sentiment at a recent conference concerning public broadcast bans and judicial openness issues:
As an example of the anti-broadcasting rules, Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure 53 says:
Except as otherwise provided by a statute or these rules, the court must not permit the taking of photographs in the courtroom during judicial proceedings or the broadcasting of judicial proceedings from the courtroom.
This rule is fairly easily applied to Big Media representatives who show up with bulky TV or still cameras and are repeat players known to court administrators. But what does it mean to "broadcast" courtroom proceedings in an era where cheap and ubiquitous technological devices have turned every courtroom audience member into a potential broadcaster?

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The illogic of this rule is overwhelming. Is one Twitter post enough? Does it matter if the poster has no followers? What if the posts are impressions and not factual descriptions? More importantly, does it change the analysis if the reporter writes his posts contemporaneously and then uploads them at the breaks or the end of the day? ...it's the exact same content, just posted on a delay.

I don't want to speak for others, but my impression is that none of the conference attendees supported the current categorical ban against courtroom broadcasting. Obviously the journalists and First Amendment types don't like it; but neither did the judges, who would rather have discretion over administrating their courtrooms. Further, a comprehensive recording of trial proceedings could help appellate review as well as future researchers trying to understand a case's context.

There was some hope expressed at the conference that the no-broadcasting rule would be relaxed in the next year or two. In my opinion, the rule has long outlived any usefulness it had.

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The "Best of 2009" lists seem to be diminishing in number now that we're a couple of weeks into 2010, but there were a few excellent ones posted which deserve a mention. Bruce Carton's SEC year-in-review took a month-by-month approach to the agency's notable actions during 2009. Eric Goldman's outstanding round-up of cyberlaw developments during the past year was a Lettermanesque top ten countdown (and, some might say, nearly as funny as Dave's recent offerings). Kevin Underhill's four-parts list of the best in last year's oddball legal cases should not be missed (part one, part two, part three, and part four) and one would be hard-pressed to argue with his selections for his annual "honors".

In recent weeks, there's been considerable discussion about FindLaw's new "blogs" which have copied the names of some leading blawgs, including Eric Turkewitz' much-admired New York Personal Injury Law Blog, and which offer rudimentary legal information as thin cover for lawyer advertising. Kevin O'Keefe calls these FindLaw blogs "an embarrassment to the legal profession" and writes:
[B]oy has West Publishing, now part of Thomson Reuters, fallen. West, under the FindLaw brand, is now publishing spam law blogs full of little more than mindless crap, all in the name of selling Internet marketing services to unknowing lawyers. Shameless.

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Spam blogs are the rage among two bit scheme artists out hustling a buck. Unfortunately West, under the FindLaw brand, has become one these two bit scheme artists.

Let's look at one of FindLaw's new law blogs, The New York Personal Injury Law Blog, and in particular a blog post about a fatal auto crash reported by WCBS News in New York. The blog post is authored by a Emily Grube, a writing specialist, not a lawyer. Grube also authors other spam blogs for FindLaw.

In this blog post FindLaw regurgitates the facts of a local accident, including listing the names of four people killed in the accident. The post goes on to strategically link keywords related to the law, injury, lawyer, and New York to web pages in the FindLaw Internet directory in which lawyers buy listings and ads.

Grube then has the gall to write if you've suffered a personal injury you can contact a New York personal injury lawyer, of course linking the text 'personal injury lawyer' to FindLaw's directory. The post does not allow for comments, nor is there any attempt at creativity or analysis.

Imagine scraping the names of four of someone's loved ones killed in an accident from a news website story for a blog post so you can use the term 'wrongful death.' Your goal being to link the term 'wrongful death' to a FindLaw website page where people may search for injury lawyers who pay to pay to be in the FindLaw directory. Ambulance chasing at its worst. But FindLaw did it.

Imagine scraping the names of four of someone's loved ones killed in an accident from a news website story for a blog post so you can say 'can still sue that man's estate.' Your goal being to link the phrase 'can still sue that man's estate' (also done in the subject post) to a FindLaw website page where people may search for probate lawyers who pay to be in the FindLaw directory. Disgusting. But FindLaw did it.

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FindLaw's conduct is beneath everything we have the right to expect from companies serving the legal profession. Rather than conduct itself in a way that improves the image of lawyers and upholds the dignity of our profession, FindLaw gets down in the gutter so it can sell marketing services to lawyers who have not a clue what FindLaw is doing to trash our profession. A profession in which West Publishing once played a proud role.
Mark Bennett doesn't hesitate to put "on notice" the lawyers who, perhaps without much thought, have lent their names and sponsorship to the FindLaw "spam blogs":
Mitchell Sassower is doing it. Marc J. Chase is doing it. Myron Kahn is doing it. Many others are doing it too, but those three are at the top of the list.

What are they doing?

They’re funding FindLaw’s crappy little rip-off... of the name of Eric Turkewitz’s excellent New York Personal Injury Law Blog.

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Where does the buck stop? It is not complicated. FindLaw does sleazy things (like publish a dreckblog using the name of Turkewitz’s blog) not for love or even for clicks. It does those things because people are paying it to. FindLaw will stop its sordid practices when the people who throw money at FindLaw stop doing so because of those practices, and not before.
Another phenomenon much-discussed of late has been former lawyers who offer non-legal services to lawyers online but do not disclose the particulars of their (often dishonorable) separation from the profession. Brian Tannebaum has been amongst the leaders "outing" these former lawyers turned marketers; this week, he joined Carolyn Elefant for a podcast to discuss what practicing lawyers' ethical and reporting obligations are when dealing with these marketers and when encountering questionable marketing materials prepared for lawyers.

Criminal law topics and blogs are frequently highlighted in these weekly posts; in part this is because the topics are compelling, but often this is because so many criminal law practitioners are such compelling writers. Examples of both were easily found this week. Mark Bennett and other defense counsel have previously discussed "The Question" — how defense attorneys can defend "guilty" clients. Bennett notes that "The Question" is rooted in misperception:
The Question assumes something that is true only rarely, if ever: that the criminal defense lawyer knows what happened. Some reject the premise. It’s not the criminal defense lawyer’s job to decide whether his client is guilty or not. Even if a client swears to have done the deed, the lawyer can and should doubt—clients lie to us, and do so for the strangest reasons.
Nonetheless, he offers seven good answers to that question, answers based on the Constitution and the Bible and inspired by John Wayne and Martin Luther. Jeff Gamso has answered The Question himself, online and off; this week, he discussed the execution of a client:
They killed him yesterday, Abdullah Sharif Kaazim Mahdi.

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It's not that my former client is special - at least, he's not any more special than the others. Oh, there were and are the peculiar facts of his case, but every case has peculiar, particular facts. That's one of the things about the men (and the few women) on death row. They're individuals.

Whether they're factually guilty or not, whether they had competent counsel or not, whether they are the worst of the worst or not, they're individuals. Each has a story distinct from the crime for which he or she has been condemned. And for each there was a particular crime that led to the condemnation.

I write so much about Mahdi because of the particularly shabby way the appeal I took for him failed. But I also write about him because of Charlotte Darwish.

She is the widow of Sohail Darwish, the man Mahdi killed. And it was she, you'll recall from a few days ago, who noted that with the emptiness that will come from his death, there will now be two lives down the drain: Darwish's and Mahdi's.
Gideon's client will survive his (relatively) short sentence, but his counsel is still dissatisfied with what sentence he must endure:
[A]s I sat with him the morning of his entry into this foreign, cruel and neglected world, I could not help but feel like I was witnessing the start of something terrible. I was watching – shepherding, really – a meek lamb into the mouths of cruel, vicious lions. I was complicit in the sacrifice of a simple man; a man who may have done wrong not out of any salacious desire or evil bent of mind, but rather because of that simplicity.

And the confused stare that greeted me when I set about discussing the morning’s act only served to deepen the anguish. His sentence is not long, really. 9 months instead of what could have been decades. “Appropriate in light of the circumstances”, we love to say. And appropriate it might well be. Yet it is 9 months too long.

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I know that before he sees the sunlight as a free man again, the world will have gone through several seasons. Winter will pass, leaves and grass will grow, we will all suffer the rigors of maintaining our lawns and we will watch the start of the fall colors, perhaps even hear the first complaint about the impending cold weather again. Some will remark how quickly the summer has passed us.

And one, in particular, will note each interminable passing day, existing in slow motion, a life having changed forever.

There are 270 days to go and I intend to count each one.
For those of us who do not practice criminal law and are fortunate enough not to encounter it as a defendant or victim, the inner workings of the system are oftentimes a near-complete mystery. Norm Pattis shined a light on one aspect of one defendant's trial experience and gave us a bit of insight into the petty games played by those in charge of the criminal justice system:
My client is housed in a correctional institution about a ninety minute drive from the courthouse. Trial begins each day at 10:00 a.m. So to arrive at the courthouse in time, the man is awoken at 3 a.m., transported from one location to another in the state's penal system, and then deposited, exhausted, at the courthouse around 9:30 or so. He is exhausted because the ride back from court each night is just as circuitous as the ride to court. He routinely arrives back at his institution each night at 11 p.m. or so. The other day, he did not get back until 1:00 a.m.

And it's worse. My client is accused of the kidnap, rape and murder of a fifteen-year-old child some 15 years ago. The case is widely reported in the Eastern portion of the state. So when my client arrived at one transhipment point the other night, guards annouced to all that he was a "ripper." His legal papers were confiscated, including papers I want to review with him during breaks in the court day.

My client arrives each day at court exhausted, terrified and without the tools I asked him to prepare for trial. It's wrong to treat him so, and so I brought it to the court's attention to demand relief.

My trial judge is a fair-minded man. We've been at jury selection for four days now; I suspect it will take about seven or eight days to pick the jury. Thus far, I have seen nothing to believe he harbors any animus toward my client. The judge also treats the lawyers well. It is a pleasure to try the case in his courtroom.

But when I brought the conditions of my client's confinement to the court's attention, the judge became strangely impotent. He is unwilling to order the Department of Corrections to provide timely transportation of my client to the courthouse so that he can arrive well rested and able to participate in the proceedings as something other than a zombie. The judge is also unwilling to order that the Department of Corrections give my client his papers so that he has them with him in court.

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Somehow, the judge seems unwilling to use a power he has: to order another branch of government to assure conditions such that my client's right to a fair trial is honored not just in the courtroom, but while my client remains in state custody. Placing a human being in an environment in which he is sleep-deprived and threatened amounts to a not so subtle form of torture. The court can and should order that my client's conditions of confinement comport with minimal standards of decency. Yet, somehow, out of deference to a coordinate branch of government, the criminal trial judge is unwilling to act.
In response to Pattis' post, Scott Greenfield wrote:
Norm attributes it to a failure of the separation of powers. From a technical sense, he's obviously correct, but it fails to explain what happens in a judge's head when he's charged with safeguarding a defendant's rights, agrees that he has the right to be awake during his trial, yet refuses to take action to make that happen. There's a tension underlying the nuts and bolts operation that has never been adequately explained.
In subsequent posts, Pattis related that he had prepared a writ to require that his client be provided timely transportation to and from his trial and access to his legal papers, but that it ultimately did not need to be filed. In the matter of Pattis' client, the corrections department relented somewhat, providing him more reasonable transport to trial and (at least on the day of Pattis' follow-on post) leaving him with his legal papers; Pattis noted, however, that the gamesmanship continues:
But just to remind us that there is still a fist in the velvet glove, the Department still plans to return Mr. Leniart to prison each night by means of a circuitous route. He will get direct tranportation only one-way, and not round trip.

The significance of this half-measure? Call it a misguided attempt to be Solomonic.

A member of the Attorney General's office explained to me that the one-way accommodation was done as a courtesy to Judge Stuart Schimelman. Translated: Tell your client to kiss off. We still own his sorry derriere, and we want to make sure he recalls that each night on the way home.

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., Counterfeit Chic, The Lawyers Weekly, and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

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12 January 2010

You'll find this week's Blawg Review predictable.

Jay Shepherd hosts this week's Blawg Review #246 at his The Client Revolution blog. The second review of the new year is a great time for predictions about 2010 and beyond; Shepherd obliges with predictions about the death of hourly billing, the prospects for laid-off attorneys and the firms which laid them off, and the passage of the heyday of traditional legal information providers.

I predict that next week's Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day edition of the carnival of legal blogging will be hosted by Gideon at his a public defender blog.

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08 January 2010

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (252)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Telegraph.co.uk (from Monday, January 4; link good at time of posting):
More than 5,000 people were kicked off BeautifulPeople.com for losing their looks over the holiday season.

The site, which has a strict ban on ''ugly people'', said it had thrown out more than 5,000 members from around the world who had put on weight.

Most of the ''former beauties'' were expelled from the US, UK and Canada.

According to BeautifulPeople.com, ''vigilant members'' called for drastic action after users posted photos of themselves celebrating Christmas and the New Year - revealing they had ''let themselves go''.

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Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com, said: ''As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld.

''Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.''

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06 January 2010

A Round Tuit (14)

A Round Tuit


When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

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The conclusion of one year and commencement of another always seems to put us in a contemplative mood. Some look back at the year just ending and give "best of the year" awards; some look forward and offer lists of resolutions for the coming year; some well-rounded folks find a way to look in both directions, whereas others look at nothing except the bowl games on television. There were awards and resolutions both in the legal blogosphere this week and since there's no bowl game on right this second, I'll take a moment to mention a few notable ones.

The ABA Journal has for a few years now collected a "best of class" collection of legal blogs and blog-like substances into a list it calls the "ABA Journal Blawg 100". Scott Greenfield notes that the first time around, the list showed a few growing pains but was generally enjoyed as all in good fun. The second year, he continues, was "somewhat troubling. Good blawgs were ignored. Non-blawgs were included. It had the stink of arbitrariness and pointlessness." This year, Greenfield's Simple Justice blog was once again selected, but he chose to sit on the sidelines during the "best of" voting while others threw themselves into campaigning for votes:
[O]ne thing happened that compels me to even mention this ridiculous Beauty Pageant. This:
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Neil Squillante at Technolawyer wants to win his category so badly that he has started a sweepstakes with cash prizes, substantial cash prizes, for those who vote for Technolawyer. Nothing that I've experienced as a part of the blawgosphere, as a blawg in the ABA Journal Blawg 100, has made me more ashamed than this.

This is what has become of the blawgosphere. The marketers, hypsters, snake oil salesmen have fought hard to change this from a community of thought and expression to a crass commercial opportunity. Nothing could be more crass than this. Obviously, Squillante thinks he can eke some monetary benefit from winning, enough so that it's worth putting up a substantial amount of money to buy votes. There's no rule against it, though the ABA Journal seems to make up rules for its Beauty Pageant as it goes along.

I urge everyone reading this post to now register and vote for Technolawyer in the hope of winning the $500 top prize. You would be foolish to pass up this opportunity to get some cash in your pocket for doing nothing of consequence.
While Greenfield encouraged voters to indulge their sense of greed at TechnoLawyer Blog's expense, Rex Gradeless appealed to the better angels of voters' natures, promising $500 to an animal rescue program if they opted for his site instead. In the end, the Blawg 100 competition went to the dogs, rather than for them. Notwithstanding, it seemed that even the folks at the ABA Journal felt something akin to shame and in awarding a prize to TechnoLawyer Blog provided a caveat: "The TechnoLawyer Blog drew the most votes in this category only after it ran a sweepstakes campaign offering readers who claimed to have voted for it the opportunity to win one of two $500 first prizes and five $100 second prizes. Had the sweepstakes offer not been made, the likely winner would have been E-Lessons Learned." Bob Ambrogi dismissed TechnoLawyer Blog's win as "a tainted victory, at best." He continued:
Let me say right here that my own LawSites blog was also a contender in this category. For that matter, I sometimes contribute to the TechnoLawyer Blog as a commentator for its YouLaw feature. But this ploy to offer cash prizes for votes does not pass the smell test. I would have been glad to see TechnoLawyer win under other circumstances, but this is a tainted victory, not to mention a dismal lesson in lawyerly behavior for the law students [who produce the E-Lessons Learned blog] who were edged out.
Though the Blawg 100 competition ended with a bit of controversy, there remain a few awards which are worth winning. Like many, I'm looking forward to the results of Mark Bennett's "First Annual Bloggers' Best Awards", which will be announced once he's finished answering his fan mail from Maricopa County, Arizona. Just announced was Scott Greenfield's award for the best criminal law blawg post of 2009; congratulations to TechnoLawyer Blog Jeff Gamso, whose post discussing the emotional turmoil associated with trying criminal cases, particularly capital ones, was the deserved winner. Not one to rest on his laurels, Gamso took notice this week of his fellows' end-of-year reminiscing and their start-of-year resolving and soberly looked at the year ahead:
So we've gone through the year recognizing that wins are few and often relative ([life without parole] in a death penalty case, fergodssake). Most of our clients are factually guilty. Most will end up convicted of something. Like a batter who's doing great if he gets a hit 30% of the time, we've mostly fought losing battles.

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And beginning tomorrow, we'll do it again in 2010. It's who we are.

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Day after day. Not with hope exactly but with something like determination.
Brian Tannebaum had one of the better lists of resolutions I saw; comprising nearly two dozen items — some conciliatory, some combative, all constructive — his list is worth careful consideration. Another list worth a look is Annsley Merelle Ward's two-parts list of the five leading intellectual property stories of the past year, including the unauthorized Catcher in the Rye sequel in the first part and the Google Books settlement in the second part. To start 2010 off right, Old John (Bolch) offers an amusing month-by-month preview of what will happen in the new year. The new year found Dan Hull in a philosophical frame of mind; he recommends us to start the year "fresh, curious and truly awed":
Children come with Imagination. It's standard issue. Some lucky adults hold onto Imagination, even as it is bombarded with a tricky, confusing, and lob-sided mix of messages favoring mediocrity over quality. Until Imagination becomes a value in and of itself, a lot us will "shuffle off" life on earth without even knowing what happened in the past 80-odd years.

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True, few of us can have Einstein's talent for Western logic, or his IQ. But Einstein's advantage over other physicists may have been that he was a "new soul". He looked at everything as if he were seeing it for the first time. Imagination.

Take work. He approached it from a wellspring of joy. There are, and have been, others like Einstein in that respect. Those are the kind of people we want as friends to inspire us, and as co-workers to solve clients' problems. His IQ and genius is not the point. We'll take an IQ a lot lower than Einstein's (for associates, though, Coif or Law Review would be nice).

Reverence and a child's awe. Imagination. That's the outlook we prize here at WAC? Energy, intensity and creativity always seem to come with it. If it comes with serious brains, we'll take that, too.
It's powerful stuff which deserves to be read in its entirety; notwithstanding, if fresh, curious, and truly awed is too much to expect this soon after the holidays, perhaps you'd prefer Meatloaf's advice that "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"?

Finally, as we're all starting a new year, I'd like to take a moment to mention that Ron Coleman's Likelihood of Confusion blog is starting its sixth year; this was one of the first legal blogs I read on a regular basis and now half a decade old, it's still one of the best.

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Wayne Conley is a dishonorably-discharged former soldier, a convicted rapist, and a registered sex offender. To those sterling credentials, Conley has now added the distinction of becoming an internet stalker.

Several prominent legal bloggers have come to know of Conley mainly as a buffoonish online character, an obnoxious and pathetic presence on the fringes of legal blogging whose transparently-false posturing has been good for more than a few laughs. In recent months, Conley has adopted several pseudonymous Twitter identities to continue his harassment, 140 characters at a time. Over the past few months, the worst lawyer in Houston has gathered a few details about Conley's past crimes — orchestrating the gang rape of a fellow soldier — and pending charges (just misdemeanor telephone harassment — it seems tougher to get into really serious trouble when you're a registered sex offender living with your mother).

Lately, Conley's been tweeting under the account name @asshatlawyer. Hijinks ensued.

Discussing the self-proclaimed legal social media gurus, consultants, and experts who happily conversed with and retweeted @asshatlawyer, Scott Greenfield wrote:
[B]y following lawyers, many, many lawyers, their vanity kicked in and the notion of accumulating followers without having any clue who they might be overcame whatever judgment these lawyers might have. Asshat Lawyer followed them and they followed back. Woohoo! Another follower! How important I am! At the moment, @asshatlawyer has 860 followers, and climbing. How many realize that they are following a psycho-rapist-stalker?

Then they began to get the ignorant yet venomous twits of the nutjob. In their naiveté, they twitted back, as if to engage a normal person sending absurd and offensive twits. This placed the lawyers on the nutjobs enemies list, and his attacks would then be directed toward them. Some were so foolish as to demand telephone calls to "straighten out" this psycho and his lunatic ravings. They actually invited a psycho into their sphere.

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The irony of all this is that the efforts of this psycho are meaningless. His idea of doing harm to his enemies ranges from inconsequential to laughable, incapable of realizing that he sounds every bit the nutjob he is. But those unaware lawyers who have fallen into the trap of engaging with this ignoramus, following him, even inviting his further communication, have soured on the good that social media offered because of its inability to keep out the psychos. Their feelings are hurt by the nasty things twitted about them, not having realized that the most irrelevant psychotic with a computer is every bit as capable of twitting stupid nasty things as the most respected lawyers.

The social media gurus never speak about the downside of the digital world, the great equalizer, where the sickest, lowest individual can pretend to be as much a part of the legal world as anyone else. In fact, the more demented and obsessed they are, the more flotsam and jetsam they will leave in their wake, typing away feverishly in the middle of the night as if they are accomplishing their "fiendish plan," like some cartoon bad guy bent on hegemony.

Soon enough, lawyers will figure out that this is just a nutjob trying to infiltrate the legal sphere. Perhaps twitter will wake up, long after everyone has been duly annoyed and offended by this psycho, and take down his account (though he will start another the next day). But this is a roadmap to the great, gaping hole in twitter, the one that lets any nutjob bent on doing harm reach out to the multitude of lawyers (or anyone else for that matter) who have bought into the networking bonanza that social media gurus are selling. Don't expect twitter to protect you from the psychos. They are happy enough to have another million twitter accounts to announce, no matter who's behind them.

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This is the downside to social media, and somebody has to tell you about it. Wayne Conley is just one of the little nobodies who wouldn't exist if he hadn't latched onto this blind squirrel trick. And he won't be the last. A long line of psychopaths with computers is waiting to follow you. Will you follow them back?
Eric Turkewitz added his cautions to Bennett's and Greenfield's:
[T]his is worth writing about as a lesson to newcomers to the blogosphere and those who think acquiring a jillion Twitter followers, or a bazillion Facebook friends, will magically lead your nascent law firm down the Yellow Brick Road to Oz. It doesn't work that way. And it could even be dangerous.

You would be foolish not heed the cautions of Greenfield and Bennett. Don't be so quick to add Twitter and Facebook buddies under the pretension that these networks give you a level of familiarity with others if that familiarity doesn't actually exist. If you don't know how to say no then you aren't an adult.
Brian Tannebaum, another of Conley's recent targets, has had enough; he supports a pending bill in his state to prohibit sex offenders from using the internet except for work in large part because of his experience with Conley's antics and the lack of concern or urgency shown by ISPs and online services used by other offenders:
A couple weeks ago, Senate Bill 932 was filed in Florida. Yet another restriction on the already oppressive, not working, sex offender laws:

"Prohibits persons convicted of certain sexual offenses involving the Internet from accessing the Internet or maintaining or contracting for access to the Internet. Provides an employment exception. provides criminal penalties."

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Because of Wayne Conley. I support it.

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They say the worst crime victims are criminal defense lawyers. We wake up every day and work to defend the rights of people that others hate and think should be in jail forever, or dead. We defend people like Wayne Conley. When we become the victims, we are unrelenting. No one should make a victim out of the same person who defends what others consider the indefensible.

To those sex offenders who have done their time, quietly living their lives hoping that restrictions will be eased, that legislators will be more reasonable, that criminal defense lawyers will fight for justice even for them, tell Wayne Conley how much you appreciate him screwing it up for the rest of you.

Although if you contact him online, he'll just deny it's him, and accuse you of, well, anything he can drum up.
After Twitter finally responded to the many complaints about Conley's (possibly criminal) misuse of its services, Tannebaum updated his readers and clarified his position on Florida Senate Bill 932:
My position is that if the sex offender is a sex offender because of an internet related crime, then they have forfeited their right to use the internet. Wayne Conley's crime was forcible rape. He should be allowed to use the internet (until he's convicted of that telephone and text messaging harassment case for which is currently has a warrant).

We have broader laws that no one seems to debate much - You can't have a gun if you are convicted of a felony - any felony. So someone who is convicted of stealing a car, can't have a gun, and nor can someone convicted of bank fraud. Those crimes have nothing to do with guns, but the law says any convicted felon can't carry a firearm. We all seem OK with that.

So I'm not saying all sex offenders should be banned from the internet, just those who have shown their inability to use the internet like normal human beings, or who's crime relates to an internet sex offense. I also think the issue of anonymity of sex offenders on the internet needs to be discussed.
Kevin O'Keefe, who's done as much as anyone to evangelize social media to the legal community, offered a word of caution this week — common sense should tell you that you shouldn't be following anyone and everyone who follows you on Twitter:
In addition to being a good tool for getting to know people better, Twitter is a wonderful tool for getting to know the people you'd like to discover.

That doesn't mean following everyone who follows you. I look up everyone who follows me. If there's a link on their Twitter profile page, I follow it. I Google people's names looking for their LinkedIn profile. If they're in the legal profession or of interest otherwise, I'll likely follow them.

Social media, just like the rest of the world, is full of nut jobs and people looking for attention. And just like the rest of the world you'd be best served ignoring them.
This seems like common sense advice, but as has often been said, common sense ain't always common. Compared with other groups, lawyers may be even less prone to bouts of common sense generally and particularly so in this area. After a commenter on another blog recommended engaging with people like Conley in the "real world" — by, for example, sending them sternly-worded letters on firm letterhead — Scott Greenfield had to shake his head and give similarly-minded folks a reality check:
Sound advice for the common troll. Dangerously wrong advice for the cyberpath. Most lawyers never come into contact with honest-to-God nutjobs. They mistake the ordinarily annoying person for a psycho because they have no way to measure how crazy someone can be. Criminal defense lawyers, for somewhat obvious reasons, tend to cross paths with the mentally ill with greater frequency. Most mentally ill people aren't dangerous. Some are.

But it's the ability to distinguish the real nutjob from the merely annoying that can spell the difference between horrendously bad advice like that above, which can lead to a very dangerous situation, and taking more appropriate measures. As a general rule, when you have no clue what you're talking about, it's best not to talk. Lawyers are loathe to follow this rule.

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There are dangerous people out there. That's the point. These are not trolls. These are not sane people. These are not people with whom one can have a dialogue or reason. They are sick and dangerous, and they won't go away on their own. Pretending otherwise isn't going to protect you.

As many have already found out by trying to address Wayne Conley as if he wasn't a nutjob, they have brought themselves unwanted aggravation. Some even misery. While the risk averse will hide under their desks, hoping never to make it onto the radar of someone like this, those who do have to make a choice. Psychos aren't going away, so we can either deal with them or allow lawyers to be dragged into the gutter. It's not a pleasant choice, but for those lawyers who had the misfortune to experience engaging with Wayne Conley on twitter, there really is no option.

As for those lawyers who neither experienced the situation, nor know enough about it or cyberpaths to be capable of comprehending the risk, don't give up your day job for social media guru. And keep your head under your desk, where you will never have to deal with reality.


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The resolution of a couple of notable cases, the Clarke matter in Britain and the Pottawattamie County case here, remind us that even when things work out for the individuals involved, "justice" can be a more elusive concept. Jack of Kent (Allen Green), whose coverage of Paul Clarke's arrest and trial set the standard for all media, discussed the conclusion of the case. Clarke faced five years in prison for possession of a shotgun after he found the weapon and attempted to turn it into local police; finding "exceptional circumstances", the judge in his case gave him a suspended sentence of twelve months. While Clarke left the courthouse more-or-less a free man, Green explained why an injustice had still been done:
[W]hen a case involves the double jeopardy of a strict liability offence and a mandatory minimum sentence, then there should be anxious scrutiny of decision-making earlier in the process: namely the decision by the police to charge and the decision of the [Crown Prosecution Service] to prosecute.

The finding by the judge of exceptional circumstances necessarily throws into question the soundness of these two crucial decisions. The police decision to charge appears to me to be incompatible with the relevant home office guidance; the decision of the CPS that it was in the public interest to prosecute appears to me inconsistent with the only version of facts before them: the evidence of Mr Clarke.

It is not enough for such decision-makers to pass ultimate responsibility to a court in circumstances such as that of Mr Clarke. Their administrative decisions had the real effect of someone facing a five year sentence, unless a court somehow found exceptional circumstances.

In particular, it is, in my view, wholly inappropriate for such administrative decisions to be made to charge and prosecute when the "exceptional circumstances" before the court were also before the police and CPS.

When deploying the coercive power of criminal sanctions, justice requires that each stage in a criminal prosecution should also be as just as possible - and not only the process as a whole.

In my opinion, this did not happen in the Paul Clarke case, and that is the injustice done to Mr Clarke.
Pottawattamie County v. McGhee, a case which would have settled the question whether prosecutors could face civil liability for misconduct, was dismissed before a decision could be rendered by the Supreme Court. While the Plaintiffs will walk away with $12 Million, Mike Cernovich notes that society generally and the taxpayers of Pottawattamie County particularly are poorer for this settlement:
Professionally and scholarly speaking, the dismissal is demoralizing. As a citizen, it's even more demoralizing to reflect on the fact that the prosecutors who knowingly had an innocent man convicted are still practicing law. The prosecutors were never punished. The unethical prosecutors won't even write any checks, as taxpayers will foot the bill.

But at least the plaintiff is going to get paid.
Recognizing that the decision could have gone either way in the divided but conservative-leaning SCOTUS, Norm Pattis wrote that he was both relieved and bothered by the dismissal:
Obviously, it takes a case or controversy to keep a case alive, and if the parties have resolved their differences in this case, then so be it. But still, I would have preferred the Court to retain jurisdiction over the case to decide its merits once and for all. Surely, the public importance of a decision involving prosecutors who will lie to obtain a conviction raises issues fundamental to a republic. The case was on submission: the Court should have reached a decision. Substantial questions still remain about when and whether prosecutors can be liable for lying.

Instead, what we ended up with is the worst of all possible worlds, especially if you are are a taxpayer in Pottawattamie County. When lawyers for the lawmen agreed to ante up a fortune, they agreed to pay funds from the public fisc. In other words, the good people of the county are now offering financial insurance to conduct that should be regarded as a crime. And the lawmen apparently will suffer not at all.

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So instead we hide the truth from juries and call it justice. In Pottawattamie County that means prosecutors can lie, cheat and steal. And when they get caught, taxpayers can pay the damages. It's time for a new word in American life and culture. What do you say of a man or woman whose been snookered, made a fool of, treated as a fool, and then told that everything is fine? Why, the person's been pottawattamied, of course.
Bygones, gentlemen, bygones. John Elwood has moved on to scouting the successor to Pottawattamie County:
The facts of Pottawattamie County were particularly sympathetic, which made it more cert-friendly than the run-of-the-mine case; but at this point, I think the Court is interested in the issue and won’t need outrageous facts to grant.

When the Court is considering a case, it typically “holds” other cases that present the same question pending the case’s resolution; when a case is dismissed for whatever reason after argument, the Court not infrequently chooses another case from among those being held and uses it as a vehicle for resolving the question. The Court does not state on the docket that a case is being “held”; instead, you typically see that a case has been assigned to a specific conference for consideration, and then there simply are no further docket entries. Thus, it is not particularly easy to find which cases on the Court’s docket are being held unless you happen to be watching a case as it moves through the system (or unless the government is a party to the case; its hold recommendations in non-IFP cases, which the Court typically follows, are available on the SG’s Office website).

While I have compiled a list of cases I suspect the Court is holding pending resolution of cases on its merits docket, I am not aware of any cases being held for Pottawattamie County. Nor am I aware of any pending cases out there that present the same question.

In the wake of the attempted Christmas crotch-bombing, the Transportation Security Administration hurriedly concocted some new security regulations and then told us about them only in the vaguest sense, claiming that secrecy and unpredictability would enhance our security. It always does; thanks, geniuses. Though we, the traveling public, couldn't be trusted with a more detailed understanding of the new security guidelines, to put them into immediate effect internationally the TSA sent those super-secret documents to more than ten thousand people around the world; much to the TSA's chagrin, one (or more) of those thousands forwarded the guidelines along to a couple of travel bloggers, Steven Frischling and Christopher Elliott, who promptly published them online.

At that point, the TSA sent agents to visit the men and serve them with subpoenas for information identifying the source(s) of the leaked documents. According to Wired's "Threat Level" blog, having received the information anonymously and being unprotected by any journalism shield law, Frischling cooperated and allowed the agents to leave with his computer; Elliott, however, contacted the Electronic Frontier Foundation and with EFF counsel's assistance resisted the requests. The legal proceedings against both men were then promptly abandoned without any explanation from the TSA other than that the information was no longer needed. Observed a former prosecutor quoted in the Wired blog, "It strikes me that someone at TSA is apoplectic that somehow there’s a sense that they’re not doing their job right. To go into this one reporter’s house and copy his computer files and threaten him, it strikes me that they’re more aggressive with this reporter than with the [terrorism suspect]." Mike Masnick was dismissive of not only the TSA's heavy-handed attempts to investigate the leak of their "secret" documents but also their attempts to keep that information secret at all:
[T]he argument in favor of this action is that these sorts of security procedures are probably supposed to be kept quiet (again, the idea would be to throw off any terrorist), but if you actually think about this, it doesn't make any sense. First, it wouldn't take long at all for reports of universal pre-boarding pat downs to be spread around. After all, thousands of people get on planes to fly to the US every day. In fact, among the many stories I heard, the universal pat down story was among them. So it's not like it's actually a secret. It's quite clear from what's being done. Second, if the TSA's security plan is based on keeping information like this "secret" (even if it's made obvious by their actions), then we're in even more trouble than I thought. It's security through pretend obscurity. It's ostrich-level security theater. It's security theater where the idea is that if the TSA pretends no one knows what's actually happening, then it can assume that no one knows what the procedures really are for airport security.
Xeni Jardin confirmed Masnick's arguments through personal experience:
Two days earlier, I'd flown home to the US on an international flight during which I personally experienced the procedures detailed in the directive. I tweeted what I experienced of those procedures before, during, and after my flight on the 26th. Thorough physical patdowns and secondary hand luggage screening pre-board, no leaving your seat or electronics or putting anything on your lap during the final hour of flight, and so on. Attendants on my flight explained that the stepped-up procedures came from a just-issued TSA security directive. As soon as airlines and airports began implementing the directive—and that began before the bloggers posted their copies—the contents of the directive were no secret. So why the strong-arm tactics?
In a lengthy post, Andrew Moshirnia speculated that the lack of any journalism shield protection for bloggers contributed to the TSA's decision to harass Frischling and Elliott: "[W]ould the TSA have ever tried this stunt with the 'legitimate press?' I’m guessing that there is zero chance they would bother the New York Times." He concluded:
[I]t seems to me that the TSA was trying to save face by pushing an absurdly flimsy subpoena on some bloggers because just a few weeks ago someone leaked the entire TSA Security Manual. This was a smidge more serious because A) it detailed procedures that the average passenger would not inevitably discover and B) each page clearly stated that this information was to be shared only to persons with a need to know. How did that leak take place? According to a CBS report, the TSA says it was "improperly posted" by the agency to a government jobs site with redactions, but the redactions were merely black text boxes added to a PDF. A few clicks and presto-changeo the text became legible. Good one. Let's all give the TSA a slow clap.

So to sum up: Though the law does give the TSA power to collect information... that does not strip citizens of their rights. TSA abused its power to subpoena in order to bully, then turned tail when at least one blogger decided to test the legal waters.
Perhaps an overbearing, intrusive TSA is a natural consequence of our collective wish to be coddled by our government and protected from all harm; Mike Cernovich suggested that we've become "a nation of children" and it's past time for us to grow up:
In a mature nation, President Obama could go on TV and say, "An airplane isn't a school bus, and you are not children. If something seems suspicious, speak up. The lives of you and your fellow Americans depend upon all of us taking responsibility for our own safety - and for the safety of our countrymen. Act like adults."

Instead, Obama will fire someone for "failing." Yet no one failed. In a human system, terrorists will slip through. Life is uncertain.

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The government cannot eliminate risk. The government can mitigate risk, and indeed the government has. Since 9/11, how many Americans have been murdered on American soil by Muslim terrorists? The system is working. That one idiot out of hundreds-of-millions of post-9/11 fliers slipped through security should validate the government.

That the people in the airplane with the Nigerian fire starter actually did something should make us all feel better. At least some people got the memo: Take responsibility for your own life.

Gideon offered an outstanding post this week concerning the causes and effects of false confessions. Though prompted by a forthcoming paper on the subject, it's a worthy academic work in itself; I won't do Gideon a disservice by trying to summarize or excerpt it here — you really should just go read the whole thing when you have a chance.

The execution this past week in China of a British citizen of Pakistani origin was strongly, if ineffectively, condemned by British diplomats and politicians. David Osborne was critical of the "blinkered" views of some in the debate who satisfied their moral sensibilities at the expense of effective persuasion, if not this time then perhaps the next:
The Chinese reason, and not without cause, that if the vulnerable are going to be treated leniently, this will simply encourage the ‘barons’ to keep using them. The Chinese also reason, and again not without cause, that if leniency based on mental illness, or a dozen or more excuses, is not an option, then perhaps Akmal and others who follow him will pause to reflect.

Despite the best efforts of the British Government, the execution was carried out in accordance with Chinese law. We in the western world might ‘tut’ and click our teeth, and trot out statistics about China executing more of its criminals than the rest of the world put together, but it wasn’t so long ago that we here in Britain hanged children for theft, and often on the flimsiest of evidence, and it wasn’t until 1965 that we abolished capital punishment....

I do not criticise the British Government for their efforts, but any idiot could have told them it was doomed to failure. However, I doubt the wisdom of criticising China after the event, and in such strident language. As they say in China: “Softly softly catchee monkey,” and then boil it lightly in a garlic and butter sauce. Strident language certainly won’t help the next time around.
In his excellent Blawg Review this past Monday, Charon QC wondered how stridently his country's leaders challenged China's action, considering the business interests at stake there, and wondered also about his countrymen who are expressing support for capital punishment in significant numbers:
I can well understand that the British government had ‘difficult’ conversations – but they, like many other Western governments, can barely breathe as they hyperventilate about the opportunities that China provides to weakened western economies. I am opposed, as many are, to the death penalty – yet, sadly, it continues to be exacted in many civilised countries throughout the world, including many states of the World’s most powerful democracy, the United States of America. There are many in our own country who support the death penalty – indeed, only today it is believed that 60% of Daily Mail readers (may ‘god’ have mercy on their souls – as the judges of old used to say after passing sentence of death) support the death penalty.
Osborne and Charon are but two of the many tremendous legal bloggers across the waters in Old Blighty. In his Blawg Review, at his blog, and at his alter-ego's InsiteLaw Magazine site, Charon does an laudable job in covering the depth of British legal blogging. Though I read a number of those bloggers regularly, I never seem to do them justice in these Round Tuit posts; thus, I'm very glad to see the first of what I hope will be many "not Blawg Review" posts from Michael Scutt. Scutt notes that "by supporting each other we raise the profile of us all" and offers an outstanding collection of recent U.K. legal blogging in a "blog of blogs".

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., Web Worker Daily, Simple Justice, gadgets.boingboing.net, and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

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