28 February 2011

Sparta? Been there, done that. On to the Crimea!

In honor of Blawg Review's 300th edition, the still-anonymous-after-all-these-years Editor hearkened-back to the legendary three hundred Spartans who held the pass at Thermopylae. That Blawg Review 300 are indeed a select group — and one I'm pleased to be part of not once but six times (five all by my lonesome and once as co-author with my good friend Mike Semple Piggot).

Three hundred is an undeniable achievement, particularly in the blogging medium, where histories, memories, and lifespans are typically short. The Editor is generous in his praise for the many who have hosted Blawg Review over the past five-plus years; he reserves none of the laurels for himself, which is his way. Still, any commemoration of a milestone like this one would be hollow if we did not take a moment to salute Ed. and the institution he's built for the legal blogging community as a whole. I'll look forward to congratulating him in person this Saturday when he comes to San Francisco to meet-up with local legal bloggers and to announce the Blawg Review of the Year Award.

So this is three hundred down and who knows how many yet to come. I'm looking forward to that day many years from now when we'll honor not the first three hundred but the first six hundred. When we reach that milestone, we'll have made it all the way from Sparta to the Crimea, site of the cavalry charge immortalized by Tennyson:
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Mirriam Seddiq will lead the charge next Monday, when she hosts Blawg Review #301 at her Not Guilty blog.

Labels: ,

25 February 2011

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (309)... The Sequel!

This week's bonus joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Left Lane News (via Blawg Review Editor) (from Thursday, February 24; link good at time of posting):
Back in May of 2009, a federal agent in the FBI was tasked with transporting a Ferrari that had been stolen six years prior and later used as evidence to convict the thief. The problems for the agency, however, began when the agent lost control of the Ferrari shortly after leaving the warehouse and wrecked it.

....

After the F50 was wrecked, Motors Insurance sent the FBI and Justice Department a bill of $750,000 for the car, which was rejected by the agencies, who claimed the damage happened while the car was being detained by the FBI. The insurance company filed another claim, but was rejected once more in September 2010.

After having its claim rejected, the insurance company then filed to receive information regarding the crash through the Freedom of Information Act, hoping to gain insight into the use and crash of the car. It’s request was yet again denied, with the reason given being “federal exemptions.”

Although the full information requested was never delivered, Assistant U.S. Attorney J. Hamilton Thompson did send an e-mail on the original day of the crash to the insurance company which stated FBI Special Agent Frederick C. Kingston took the F50 for a “short ride” in which he lost control and “fishtailed and slid sideways” only seconds after leaving the warehouse.
[Previous TGIS]

Labels:

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (309)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Associated Press (from Tuesday, February 22; link good at time of posting):
Police say a brawl between roommates over Girl Scout cookies led to assault charges against one of them.

According to the Naples Daily News, the Collier County Sheriff's Office reports that 31-year-old Hersha Howard woke up her roommate early Sunday and accused her of eating her Thin Mints.

They argued and deputies say that it turned physical with Howard chasing her roommate with scissors and hitting her repeatedly with a board and then a sign.
[Previous TGIS]

Labels: ,

23 February 2011

A Round Tuit (57)

A Round Tuit

When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

Watson

We take our technology more-or-less for granted these days, until something catches our attention and causes us to take stock of how far we've come. The appearance of IBM's "Watson" computer on Jeopardy against the program's two best human players was just such a thing. Not only was it great entertainment, but it was also one of those experiences which lent itself well to consideration from many perspectives.

Technologists could marvel at the advances which made possible Watson's participation (and dominating win) in the match possible. Luddites could lament those same advances. Philosophers could reconsider what defines humanity now that machines can understand natural language and respond in kind. Those who wished to look to the future could wonder where IBM and others will apply the Watson technologies to solve practical problems. Those who looked to the past recalled the chess-playing "Deep Blue" computer of a decade ago or the thankfully-still-fictional "Skynet" computer described in Terminator a decade before then. Members of several professions, the legal profession not excluded, wondered whether Watson's performance heralded their own obsolescence.

Whether because Watson was devoted to game-playing, because I tend to think of new technologies as generally benign, or because the latest Terminator movie was so forgettable, my thoughts turned to my old Atari console, circa 1980. At the time, I was astonished at what it could do but was still aware of (meaning frustrated by) its limitations. It fit into my life without changing it in a meaningful way. It made me think more about technology and how it could become more useful.

Times change, of course. The new Android phone in my pocket (did you think I was just happy to see you?) has more computing power than that old gaming console; transported back to 1980, this phone would probably represent a meaningful portion of the then-existing computing power in the world. Right now, it's close enough to state-of-the-art that I can feel smug about it; six months from now, it'll be so behind the times that I'll be counting the months until my carrier allows me to upgrade. Whether it's Watson or Deep Blue, Android or Atari, modern and recent technologies would seem as alien to the us of one hundred years ago (when the company which became IBM was formed) as the technology of a century from now would seem to us. The question is, does technology really change us?

Watson's resounding victory over its human competition prompted a number of people to look for a deeper meaning. Ian Kerr suggested that focusing on the game itself misses the real significance of this public display of technological advancement:
I think people have totally missed the substantial social significance of what is going on with artificial intelligence projects such as Deep Blue and Watson.

It's not about whether machines are better than humans at chess or Jeopardy! (or poker, or natural language or any other activity that can be said to involve human thinking). When an amazing company like IBM invests two-ish billion dollars in order to win a measly million-dollar prize, clearly something else is at stake.

....

Operating 16,000 times faster than my laptop, Watson generates responses to clues quickly, autonomously and, as IBM programmers came to learn, unpredictably. This incredible accomplishment in the field of artificial intelligence was practically unimaginable just a few years ago when Deep Blue beat Kasparov at chess.

But Watson can't really play Jeopardy! -not without a human puppeteer pulling strings behind the scenes. Even if we say that Watson knows how to talk (it's a stretch), Watson doesn't know when to talk. An operator is placed offstage, playing the crucial role of sending commands that prompt Watson when to speak, when to answer, when to choose a category or clue, and when to place a bet. It is the human puppeteer who, with our imaginative co-operation, creates the illusion that Watson is playing a game with humans. Without the subterfuge of human intervention, Watson remains a computational instrument -not a Jeopardy! contestant.

....

IBM recognizes that society's investment in super-machines -be it governments and citizens, health-care providers and patients or the financial sector and consumers -will require various levels of trust. It is not surprising, then, that Watson's team employed state-of-the-art techniques in the field of affective computing (the goal of which is to synthesize emotion in machines and, at the same time, elicit emotional reactions in humans) to build a human connection between Watson and its audience. Watson's avatar and voice were endearing and well chosen.
In other words, its value is as a friendly tool, not a genuine intelligence; in this, it's different in degree but not really in kind from the many other technologies we've adopted to make ourselves more efficient and effective. Our technologies may improve at an astonishing rate, but we integrate them into our lives, not vice-versa; we're not replaced unless and until we allow ourselves to be.

But enough about people; let's talk about lawyers.

One lawyer who thought a bit this week about what Watson might mean for the future of the legal profession was IMB's general counsel, Robert Weber:
There are many exhilarating things about being a young lawyer, but slogging through books and databases for statutes, precedents and legal theories is not among them. In my early days in the profession, I spent many long nights and weekends devoted to finding data that could be used for discovery in big cases or in a legal brief or litigation.

....

Imagine a new kind of legal research system that can gather much of the information you need to do your job — a digital associate, if you will. With the technology underlying Watson, called Deep QA, you could have a vast, self-contained database loaded with all of the internal and external information related to your daily tasks, whether you're preparing for litigation, protecting intellectual property, writing contracts or negotiating an acquisition....

At IBM, we're just starting to explore about how Deep QA can be harnessed by lawyers. (We're pretty sure it would do quite well in a multistate bar exam!) But already it's becoming clear that this technology will be useful in a couple of ways: for gathering facts and identifying ideas when building legal arguments. The technology might even come in handy, near real-time, in the courtroom. If a witness says something that doesn't seem credible, you can have an associate check it for accuracy on the spot.

....

Deep QA won't ever replace attorneys; after all, the essence of good lawyering is mature and sound reasoning, and there's simply no way a machine can match the knowledge and ability to reason of a smart, well-educated and deeply experienced human being. But the technology can unquestionably extend our capabilities and help us perform better.
Discussing Weber's comments, Ashby Jones acknowledged the upside for the profession as a whole (and for clients as well), but noted that first-year associates may find themselves an increasingly-endangered species: "[A]nyone who’s worked as a young law firm associate knows that much of what young associates do is grunt work, tracking down cases and scanning through documents. Perhaps Watson won’t replace first-year associates, but it might cut down on law firms’ need to have so many." Likening Watson to Terminator's Skynet, Mark Baron wrote with tongue in cheek:
Skynet may soon be our reality. And it wants to kill lawyers.

....

What does that mean? I am not sure. But it can't be good for humans.

....

It's bad enough they have all these cookie cutter do it yourself legal forms in Staples and online services. I have enough problems competing with lawyers who advertise on buses and on tv spots following the Jerry Springer show. Now I have to worry about super computers? My fellow bar brethren, we must rise against this threat.
Referring to Weber's plan for Watson-like technologies to someday replace the drudgery of legal data gathering and basic research, Elie Mystal suggested that this is "a chilling manifesto on IBM's plans to render human associates obsolete"; he noted that law schools have failed prospective associates by preparing them to do little other than those tasks which computers will replace most readily:
Honestly, between LPOs from India, clients refusing to pay for first-year work, and now the rise of the machines, what is the point of even trying to get a job as a first-year associate? Nobody wants you, and everybody thinks your job can be done just as well and more cheaply by someone (or something) else. The entire legal industry seems to think that you are worthless and overpriced. They want “real” lawyers with wisdom and experience to handle the most complex issues, but nobody wants to pay for you to acquire any wisdom or to gain any experience.

But the cost of legal education keeps going up. Despite every possible indicator suggesting that the value of a law degree for new graduates is going down, the cost of getting that degree continues to rise. It doesn’t make any sense. Legal educators aren’t even trying to make a sensible economic argument. Remember, Stanford Law Dean Larry Kramer just told us it was okay for Stanford to raise prices because, well, other law schools charge more. Dean Kramer doesn’t care about outsourcing; he probably has a comment ready about how a SLS student fresh from commencement will be a better hire than anything “Watson” could be.

And he (and law-school administrators who think like him) is probably right, at least today. And maybe tomorrow. But what about three years from now? Or five? If clients and law firms really don’t think that first-year associates add any value, they are going to figure out a way to stop paying them so much.

....

When will law schools reconsider the way they are training law students, so that their graduates can stay a step ahead of the machines? The deans better come up with something — and fast. “Watson” is too smart to take on six figures of non-dischargeable debt for an obsolete education.
Though today's 1Ls might do well to rethink their prospects in the Watson Age of "Deep QA", Ken Adams is unconcerned that he or other experienced contracts counsel would be easily replaced:
Deep QA presents exciting possibilities for all sorts of legal activities. But contract drafting? I think not: contract drafting isn’t about crunching data.

A lot of energy has been devoted to analyzing publicly available deal documents. It’s something you can do the old-fashioned way, by reading through stacks of contracts and tallying your findings by hand.

....

But if you’re interested in learning more than just how people draft contracts—if you’re looking to draft contracts expertly—the great scavenger hunt that is the SEC’s EDGAR system presents you with an insurmountable garbage-in, garbage-out problem. Crunching more data faster and more finely isn’t going to change that.

So when it comes to contract drafting, Deep QA won’t provide any meaningful help.
Douglas Berman wondered whether data-crunching proficiency might make Deep QA a candidate for a role akin to that of a sentencing clerk:
Judges considering how to sentence a particular offender who has committed a particular offense — as well as prosecutors, defense attorneys and probation officers considering what sentencing recommendation to put forward — need to collect lots of factual and legal information, need to analyze and assess this data, and need to consider a huge array of sentencing data and criminal justice literature in order to discharge their sentencing responsibilities.

Is it crazy to imagine a "Judge Watson" — or, perhaps more properly, a "Sentencing Law Clerk Watson" — that could and would regularly provide additional relevant information to help make sentencing decisions? Especially as more and more researchers and public policy advocates talk about the importance and value of "evidence-based" sentencing practices, I do not think it is that crazy to imagine cutting-edge computer technologies helping to collect and assess the evidence needed to engage in these practices.
Reading this, I thought of a character from the sketch comedy show Little Britain, a lazy clerk who dismisses everyone she deals with with a monotone "Computer says no." Sentencing is already a tough proposition; how will a defense lawyer be able to argue with or appeal "Computer says no"?

Though admittedly I didn't take more than a passing interest in the engineering and programming which produced Watson, Mike Masnick highlighted one aspect of this which did catch my attention — that IBM built Watson's database of knowledge using millions of scanned pages of content, some of it still under copyright protection. As Masnick noted, IBM's mass-scanning and storage efforts touch on some of the same concerns debated in recent years in connection with Google's book search:
[Y]our viewpoint on this may depend heavily on whether or not you believe Google's book scanning infringed on copyright (I don't). But, for those who do, do you believe that IBM's scanning of books does infringe? Technically, it's the same basic process. In fact, you could argue that with Watson it's much more involved, because Watson then actually made use of the actual data to a much greater extent than Google did with Google books.

But, really, a bigger point is how this highlights one of the oddities of copyright. If you read something and retain it in your brain, is that infringement? Most people say no, of course. Now, if a computer "reads" something and retains it in memory is that infringement? Well, that's a bit more borderline according to many. So take it a step further and as we reach the point that people can augment their wetware brains with computer brains... when do we hit a copyright infringement issue?
That sounds like a question ripe for researching by thousands of newly-unemployed first-year associates.

The Comedian

If you've ever seen one of Carrot Top's routines, the thought's undoubtedly crossed your mind that there should be some criminal liability — if not capital punishment — for poor attempts at comedy. Unless you're Evan Daniel Emory, a Michigan-based bad comedian, however, such popular sentiment doesn't actually result in criminal charges. Radley Balko described Emory's not-so-funny day:
Evan Daniel Emory, 21, got permission from Beachnau Elementary School officials in Michigan to record himself singing the song "Lunch Lady Land" in front of a class of first graders, but under the false pretense that he wanted to use the video as part of his application to a school of education. Emory was actually planning a comedy bit. He later dubbed in sexually profane lyrics and posted the video to YouTube, making it look as if he had sang the dirty lyrics directly to the children.

....

All of which is good reason to demand Emory take down the video. It might be good reason to sue him. And maybe you fine Emory for lying to school officials about his intentions. But some in Ravenna are predictably calling for his head.

So let's give due praise and kudos to Muskegon County Prosecutor Tony Tague, who showed some rare perspective in all of this. Tague recently held a press conference in which he calmly explained to angry parents and a hysterical local media that we don't throw people in prison for having a bad sense of humor. Here's Tague:
"Look, I know a lot of people are upset. But the video has been taken down, and the actual damage done to the kids is minimal. They didn't actually hear the sexually suggestive lyrics. Any time you have a story about sex, children, and the Internet, there's going to be a tendency for some people to overreact. Mr. Emory showed incredibly poor judgment here, and I hope he has learned his lesson. But my job is to fairly apply the law, and I simply don't think it would be in the interest of justice to charge Mr. Emory with a crime just to register our moral outrage at his prank.
Oh, wait. That's what Tague should have said. Here's what he actually said:
"The bottom line in this case is that he walked into a classroom and took advantage and victimized every single child in that classroom," Tague said.

"This case is very disturbing to law enforcement officials. We have launched a full-fledged investigation with the sheriff."

Tague said Michigan law 'provides penalty' for those who actually manufacture child sexual abusive material "but also has a provision for those who make it appear that the children were actually abused."
At the Popehat blog, Ken has been dismissive of the "think of the children" argument numerous authorities have used to excuse their overbearing behavior; he's no less critical of Muskegon County's "think of the imaginary children" approach:
Just as it was once treason to imagine the death of the king, it’s a terrible crime in our society to put children together with profanity or violence or sex, even only in our imaginations. So Emory, thanks to Muskegon County Prosecutor Tony Tague, is charged with a felony.

....

That suggests a frankly demented society.
While the Constitutionality of laws barring the distribution of children's photographs without parental consent has not been definitively established, Eugene Volokh was at a loss to justify the Emory charges either under existing Constitutional caselaw or Michigan statutes:
[I]t’s hard for me to see how this can fit into the existing First Amendment caselaw related to “child sexual abusive material” (chiefly child pornography) — or for that matter into the Michigan statute. The original article reports that the defendant is being prosecuted under Mich. Penal Code § 750.145c, which in relevant part defines “[c]hild sexually abusive material” as “any depiction [or sound recording] ... which is of a child or appears to include a child engaging in” “sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, passive sexual involvement, sexual excitement [defined as the condition, real or simulated, of human male or female genitals in a state of real or simulated overt sexual stimulation or arousal], or erotic nudity.” “Passive sexual involvement” in turn “means an act, real or simulated, that exposes another person to or draws another person’s attention to an act of sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity because of viewing any of these acts or because of the proximity of the act to that person, for the purpose of real or simulated overt sexual gratification or stimulation of 1 or more of the persons involved.”

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t think that material that “appears to include” elementary school children listening to “sexually explicit lyrics” qualifies. No sexual act by a child is being depicted (or even faked); no sexual stimulation or arousal of a child is depicted (or faked); no child is being depicted as engaging in “passive sexual involvement,” which at least requires the real or faked viewing by a child of a sexual act, or proximity of a child to a sexual act. Even actually singing to children about sex doesn’t seem to me to qualify; fake singing doesn’t, either.
Scott Greenfield allowed that Emory's questionable conduct might not fit the felony charges filed against him, but he suggested that that conduct was neither harmless nor deserving of a free pass:
While no voice has yet been raised in support of the charge, contending that anything done here satisfies either the local statute or some broader notion of creating child porn. Still, there remains a question of whether this conduct constitutes a crime, and if so, what?

It appears from Radley's post, most notably his title, The Criminalization of Borat, that this conduct falls into the prank category, and that, "in the interest of justice," it's dismissed as no harm, no foul. It's not nearly as clear to me.

There appears to be little doubt that Emory lied his way into a school, thus fraudulently inducing the school to permit him to obtain footage of first graders for his own purposes. My understanding is that their faces were readily identifiable in the video, which was gone before I could see it. While the children were never, in fact, exposed to anything inappropriate in song, they were exposed to the world in the video. That alone troubles me.
When children are involved it's often a finer line between questionable and criminal conduct. Certainly if, as "Borat" comedian Sacha Baron Cohen did, Emory had focused his comedic videography on a group of adults rather than children, the citizenry of Muskegon County would likely have been somewhat less incensed. Still, as Balko suggested, circumstances like those in the Emory matter offer an opportunity (lost in that case) for prosecutors to use their discretion to divert things away from an ill-conceived prosecution, particularly where some very fine legal minds are unable to explain how the conduct fits the charges.

In another post this past week, Greenfield discussed the importance of prosecutorial discretion. That post was prompted by one from Mark Bennett, whose source inside the Harris County, Texas District Attorney's office supplied him with an e-mail from Misdemeanor Chief John Jordan describing several "Trial Competitions", including a "Trial Dawg" award for the first prosecutor who tries a dozen jury trials this year. Jordan's memo concluded, "And it goes without saying, what we do is always about justice. Hopefully this will allow us to have some fun while we strive to achieve it...." It wasn't lost on Bennett that justice appeared to be an afterthought:
I love that right at the end John stuck in that nod toward justice, which “goes without saying.” It’s almost like he knew I’d be giving him hell for turning what should be very serious matter of freedom, future, and reputation into a fratboy game for 25-year-olds to play to get Friday afternoons off.
Greenfield wrote about the potentially damaging effects of such prizes:
Perhaps the most critical element of the prosecutorial function is the exercise of discretion. This spans the decision to charge, and what to charge, to the decision to offer an appropriate plea or go to trial. The system expects and depends on prosecutors to exercise their discretion with no interest, no concern, no incentive, no benefit, other than to do justice.

Or win a prize! Woo hoo!

Consider what becomes of the defendant who is charged for the very first time, and against whom the evidence is overwhelming. Discretion suggests that he be offered a plea that would both deter him from committing another offense, but not one that will destroy his life or needlessly put him in prison. But if the prosecutor happens to need just one more trial, just one more conviction, for the win, this is the case to try.

And it's easy enough to shrug it all off. After all, the prosecutor didn't make the guy commit the crime. The prosecutor didn't legislate the punishment that is clearly excessive in this case. The prosecutor isn't at fault for merely failing to cut the guy a break. Since when does a criminal deserve a break?
Former Harris County Prosecutor Murray Newman suggested that the Trial Competition stunt was a desperate attempt to rally the demoralized troops within the D.A.'s office:
Do we really want a prosecutor in closing argument to be telling the jury: "Ladies and Gentlemen, by convicting Mr. McCann for assaulting Mr. Fickman, not only will you be sending a message that violence is not acceptable in our community, you will also be assuring that I can spend all afternoon at Ninfa's next Friday with my friends." ?

The incentive program outlined in John's e-mail was not a well thought-out idea. Putting it in an e-mail was also not a well-thought-out idea.

But, you can't blame John Jordan for what he was trying to accomplish with it -- trial stats are down at the D.A.'s Office and morale is in the toilet.
In discussing his experience playing against Watson, Jeopardy contestant Ken Jennings noted that the computer is a "cold and implacable" opponent. It's also demonstrated its game-playing acumen and ability to amorally destroy human opponents.

First-year associates seem to be the first lawyers in Watson's sights, but Harris County prosecutors might just be next.

Odds n Ends Shop

The ongoing Righthaven copyright litigation has been widely discussed in the legal blogosphere; this past week, Joe Mullin explained that the group's aggressive litigation practices could backfire not just for them, but also for other content companies who've incorporated a "share" button into their websites:
A judge could rule that newspapers gave “implied license” to copy their content. That means that the newspaper already gave readers permission to freely copy its work, at least for non-commercial purposes. The logic goes like this: both of Righthaven’s two biggest newspaper clients, The Denver Post and the Las Vegas Review-Journal, have a set of tools next to their online stories that directly encourage readers to “share” that content....

Lawyers for some Righthaven defendants are arguing that the Review-Journal can’t, on the one hand, encourage readers to share—which always involves some copying when done with a computer—and then file a lawsuit demanding to be paid for the copying that they encouraged. Defense lawyers for Jan Klerks, who runs the non-profit website skyscrapercity.com and was sued in May, put it like this: “[The newspaper] encouraged people to save links to the work or to send links to the work to others anywhere in the world at no cost and without restriction. The Las Vegas Review-Journal website also enables third parties to ‘right click’ and copy the text of articles on the site. Accordingly, based on this implied license, the allegedly infringing copy was, in fact, authorized by the Las Vegas Review-Journal and therefore, is not an infringement.”

The implied license argument is already being made in at least one other case in addition to Klerks’ case.
Jamison Koehler's better half, Susan Burke, filed a widely-reported lawsuit on behalf of seventeen military veterans (both women and men) who were victims of sexual assaults during their years in uniform. Koehler announced the filing and rounded-up the national and international media coverage the case has attracted.

Gerald Magliocca offered a peek at the research he's conducted for his forthcoming biography of John Bingham, the principal drafter of the Fourteenth Amendment. What? You've never heard of him? For shame! Anyhow, Magliocca offered a number of facts he's uncovered thus far, including some insight into Bingham's educational background:
Bingham attended Franklin College, which was one of the few racially integrated schools at the time. Furthermore, one of his closest friends there was Titus Basfield, an African-American who became a minister and a lifelong confident. These college years almost certainly played a significant role in shaping Bingham's viewpoint on racial issues. It also explains, I think, why he was collaborating with Salmon P. Chase as early as 1845 to combat slavery (I found a letter in the Chase Archives on this point).
From the Fourteenth Amendment, back to the Third: Over at Big Legal Brain, C. Hank "Chank" Peters interviewed "Scotch" Reynolds, one of the leading authorities on Third Amendment law. (I'll save you the trouble of looking it up; the Third Amendment provides, "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.") It seems that this oft-overlooked bit of the Bill of Rights is a more dynamic area of law than most of us realize:
[Big Legal Brain]: But aren’t we in a war? A War on Terror. I think we’re at level Orange. Scary.

Scotch: Sure. Putting four or five colonels in your house is currently not per se unconstitutional. The U.S. could quarter soldiers in your house but the soldiers have to act mannerly if they do.

BLB: For example?

Scotch: Take out the trash, say please, pat your dog on the head, that kind of thing.

BLB: Really? Wow. Is there consensual quartering?

Scotch: Sure. My ex-wife did that in 1987. Turns out that the Third Amendment only requires one person residing in the house to consent. And that the Third Amendment does not preempt matrimonial law, though the court, in my opinion, got that one badly wrong.
Finally this week, Charon QC announced a new legal podcast featuring Jack of Kent blogger and New Statesman columnist David Allen Green, Head of Legal blogger Carl Gardner, and himself, all of whom have been linked in these Round Tuit posts on many occasions. The fortnightly production will debut tomorrow, 24 February. Charon wrote that "We will have guests… news, topical analysis and discussion…and wine…and I get to ask the questions." I for one can't wait to hear the answers.

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., IEEE Spectrum, Total War Center, and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

Labels: , ,

22 February 2011

Give Peace a Chance?

Jennifer Lubinski hosts Blawg Review #299 this week at her Work Product blog. There's more love than law in this week's edition as Lubinski discusses the origins of the peace symbol, her own liberal sensibilities, and the continuing relevance of the peace movement in today's world. The carnival of legal blogging is stronger on the former than the latter this week, but as the song said, "give peace a chance" won't you?

The always-mysterious Editor has something up his sleeve for next week's three hundredth edition of Blawg Review.

Labels: ,

18 February 2011

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (308)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Reuters (from Thursday, February 17; link good at time of posting):
A clown who won a seat in Brazil's Congress by a landslide has stayed true to his former profession by accidentally messing up his first vote.

Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva, better known by his clown name Tiririca, had pledged to back the government's austerity proposal for a new national minimum wage in a crucial vote on Wednesday night.

When the time came, however, Tiririca pressed the wrong button on the computerized system and accidentally voted for an opposition proposal for a much bigger increase in the wage than the government wants, according to Brazilian media who spoke to his office.
[Previous TGIS]

Labels:

16 February 2011

A Round Tuit (56)

A Round Tuit

When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

Melendez-Diaz.jpg

One certainly doesn't need to be a practicing attorney or legal academic to recognize the names of important legal cases. High school and college courses, the news media, and popular culture have made names like Gideon and Miranda familiar ones. Nonetheless, few laypeople — and few attorneys — know the stories of the people behind those notable names. For us, the Supreme Court's ruling is the end; for the people whose names identify those cases, the Court's decision is an intermediate step on a longer journey through the American legal system.

For most criminal defendants, success before the Supreme Court does not secure their liberty or ensure that the remainders of their lives are happy ones. Consider just two notable examples — Clarence Gideon and Ernesto Miranda. Though Gideon v. Wainwright prompted the release of thousands of prisoners, Gideon himself was not initially among them; it took a second trial — this time with the assistance of counsel — to secure his release. After prison, Gideon passed the remainder of his life unproductively and was buried in an unmarked grave. After the Supreme Court remanded his case, Miranda was convicted again and served a number of years in prison. His life ended in a bar fight less than a decade after Miranda v. Arizona.

In 2009, Luis Melendez-Diaz' conviction was overturned by the Supreme Court, which held that defendants must be permitted to question the analysts and technicians whose crime lab reports are used at their trials. In discussing the ruling in Melendez-Diaz v. Massachusetts, Lyle Denniston wrote:
Justice Antonin Scalia, the Confrontation Clause’s most devoted defender on the Court, wrote for the majority: “There is little reason to believe that confrontation will be useless in testing analysts’ honesty, proficiency, and methodology — the features that are commonly the focus in the cross-examination of experts.”

The ruling will provide for an added layer of challenge by defense lawyers to such criminal evidence as illegal drugs, fingerprints, blood spatter patterns and blood chemistry, guns and bullets, and other forms of physical evidence subjected to lab analyses, at least when the resulting reports are prepared for use as evidence in criminal trials.

Now, if prosecutors want to offer a crime lab report as evidence, and the report was prepared with the aim that it would be used at trial, the prosecution has to bring along the author or scientist and make them available for questioining by the defense — if the defense insists on the right to confront the analyst. It is not up to defense lawyers to summon them to the stand, but they must assert the right to confront the analyst, the Court indicated.
For Melendez-Diaz himself, as for Gideon and Miranda before him, the win at the High Court did not free him, but instead allowed him another chance at trial. As Brian Tannebaum noted this week, a chance was all he needed (though it will still be a few years before he can savor his victory):
Yesterday, Luis Melendez-Diaz, was acquitted in his re-trial.

....

So now the chemist testified.

...during Melendez-Diaz's retrial, a chemist from the state Department of Public Health testified that the substance allegedly found in the back seat of a police cruiser with Melendez-Diaz and two other men tested "positive for the presence of naturally occurring cocaine."

But the jury said no, not guilty.

Bittersweet for Melendez-Diaz, he's serving a 10 year sentence - for another drug trafficking conviction.
Scott Greenfield wrote:
We tend to forget about the people after the big story has been told. After all, the Melendez-Diaz decision changes the landscape for those courts where papers proved the crime instead of people. But for Luis, the celebration wasn't quite complete. He may have won the point, but he still had a trial to face.

And he was acquitted. Not that he walked out of court afterward, as he is serving a ten year sentence for another drug case, but it beats a consecutive sentence any day.

....

Lest we forget, the National Academies of Science isn't impressed with crime labs. It's report was damning. Nothing has changed. Nothing except that labs have to produce living, breathing witnesses in court so that they can't just submit the official looking piece of paper that conclusively proves that a very scientific test was performed and the defendant is guilty as sin.

And Luis was acquitted.
Jeff Gamso discussed the testimony of the state's crime lab technician in Melendez-Diaz' new trial and the "special resonance" of the words "not guilty":
This time, the state called as a witness the lab technician who tested the stuff that got him convicted before.

....

I don't know if that made a difference to the jurors. I don't know what the cross-examination was like. I don't know what the other evidence was.

Here's what I know: The Constitution said that a criminal defendant has a right to challenge the state's evidence and to confront the state's witnesses. And when the state's witness actually testified, the jury decided that Melendez-Diaz was
Not Guilty.
With that special resonance.
Bobby Frederick was amongst several this week who, prompted by Melendez-Diaz' acquittal, remembered the fates of Clarence Gideon and Ernesto Miranda.

Having both a Supreme Court victory and a trial court victory, Luis Melendez-Diaz probably values the latter more. I hope that he'll avoid Miranda's unpleasant fate and accomplish more with his remaining years than Gideon did.

King-Riggs.jpg

Observers sometimes speak of various online forums as marketplaces of ideas where the barriers to entry are low — usually just a willingness to join in and play by a few general rules is enough. The legal blogosphere is such a place, though there are certainly no prizes for just showing up and there's certainly grief to be had if you're here just to self-promote. Here, the price of admission is an ability to defend one's opinions intelligently and persuasively.

Wikipedia seems to be another marketplace of ideas, wherein a good deal of argument underlies the information we use there everyday. A recent New York Times article suggested that a significant percentage of women are unwilling to compete in Wikipedia's wide-open marketplace of ideas accounts, thus creating a gender imbalance amongst the editors of the site. Though it didn't pertain directly to legal issues, that article generated a considerable amount of discussion in the legal blogosphere this week.

Mike Cernovich touched-off that discussion when he ventured that women's unwillingness to compete in an open, high-conflict forum might account for the Wikipedia gender imbalance, but simple disinterest seems as likely:
Wikipedia has even lower barriers to entry than blogging. To start a blog, you need fives minutes. You must create a free account at Blogger of Wordpress, or pay out the big bucks for an account at TypePad. To participate in Wiki, you just need to hit, "Edit."

....

Yet women somehow face unique problems on Wikipedia. Like?
“It is ironic,” he said, “because I like these things — freedom, openness, egalitarian ideas — but I think to some extent they are compounding and hiding problems you might find in the real world.”

Adopting openness means being “open to very difficult, high-conflict people, even misogynists,” he said, “so you have to have a huge argument about whether there is the problem.”
That's one theory. Another theory is that women care less about facts and information than men do. Women instead care about superficial gossip.

....

Why should anyone be surprised that a demographic who uses its off-hours to read celebrity gossip aren't on the Internet sharing useful knowledge, and provoking interesting discussions? Why should anyone blame men?
In responding to Cernovich's post, Carolyn Elefant wrote that "Objectively speaking, there are fewer women than men who blog or contribute to wikipedia or are partners at AmLaw 100 law firms... but I surely don’t blame men for holding them back." She suggested, however, that indulgence in gossip magazines is not the problem, as Cernovich suggested, but a symptom of it. She posed a series of questions to illustrate that the greater childcare and household demands placed on women leave little time for any diversions except frivolous ones:
...I’ve got an Oprah Magazine right on my nightstand, next to my ipad that’s loaded with the New Yorker, New York Times and the Harvard Business Review. Trouble is, most nights, I’m so exhausted when I get into bed that Oprah or something even more trashy is really all that I have the energy for. And I suspect that the same is true of many of those professional ladies who you see at the gym with their noses buried in trashy, guilty pleasures.

As I said at the outset, I don’t think it’s sexism that’s behind the fact that there are fewer blogs by women than men. But I do think it’s sexism – or a deep disrespect for women – that’s behind Mike’s blog post.
Mirriam Seddiq could see something in both sides of the argument. She knows a thing or three about handling the competing demands of home and practice; what's more, she's managed to find a way to make it work — for now, for her — and still finds time to blog about it now and again:
Carolyn writes that the reason why there aren't more women bloggers is because women bear the brunt of housework and child rearing so when deciding what to do and when, blogging takes a backseat (I'm not even going to touch the Wikipedia angle because, like I said, Wikipedia is stupid). I think Carolyn makes a good point as well. It's not the life I live since my husband is a true partner in every aspect. He knows I'm growing a business and that takes time and effort so he picks up a lot of the slack. However, he works ridiculous hours and I'm beholden to his schedule. I've had to cancel late evening or early morning appointments because he hasn't been able to get the kids, but hey, it's life and we manage to make it work.

Look, I'm not going to lie, this having kids and being a full time solo practice go-to-court and represent clients lawyer thing is hard. It takes a lot out of all parties involved and it's a lot of ducking and weaving and bobbing sometimes to get through the day. I meet clients after the kids go to bed. I work on Sundays. I make most meals (because I am a much better cook) but I don't do laundry (I take mine to the fluff and fold, it's my one indulgence). I choose to blog with a little less frequency since I've had to make choices on how I spend the little time I've got left in a day.

....

I don't think Mike is sexist. I don't think Carolyn is an idiot for reading Oprah (I mean, Oprah though, really?) But then again, the new feminist agenda is not something I've spent a lot of time thinking about in the recent years because I've been trying to run a law firm, have kids, raise kids, then run a law firm. Which, I thought, is what our feminist forerunners were trying to make sure we would get to do.
As parent to three young children and practitioner of a growing legal practice, Eric Mayer has taken on a lot; he points out that this is both by choice and by necessity and, moreover, that it's not a gender issue at all:
...I must do all the things that a parent (not a mother, not a father, a parent) must do to sustain a family and set our children up for success. It’s not a choice, it is a requirement because I give a damn. If a person can’t handle the heat, they had better get out of this kitchen. Being a father is one helluva manly thing, but being a parent is one helluva human thing. Just like the law, it’s not about female or male. It is about people who give a damn and want to make a difference one case at a time–or one child at a time. It matters not whether someone is heavy on the estrogen or the teststosterone. When we dole-out the house duties, we must do so consciously, deliberately, and purposefully. I do what I do by choice. I hope the same goes for other professional parents.

We should never complain or establish superiority because of the things we must do. It’s unbecoming. Those who rely upon us–be them children or clients–are not chits to be bargained or compared. They are ours to serve quietly and professionally. Sometimes we bear a majority of the burden. Other times, not so much.

....

Ultimately, in our profession, excuses do not count. Our clients deserve better. In my case, they are all fighting for their freedom, good name, or families (or a combination of the three). They deserve an attorney who is dialed-in at the highest possible level. If you can’t manage that responsibility, you need to take a cut in cases and pay (which I’ve done).

....

If you can’t manage an aspect of your life, start cutting stuff away. If you can’t serve your clients, don’t take cases. Need more time with the kids? Don’t expect to get paid as much for work. Wife or husband won’t pull their share? You’re the one who chose to marry them. If you choose to shoulder most of the household load, remember that it is a choice above all else.
Though my life isn't nearly as frenetic as Mayer's (or, most likely, Seddiq's, Elefant's, Cernovich's, or yours), I can appreciate what he says about choices. We make them and we sometimes have them made for us; we all live with them, or should. Some choose to balance career and family duties; some choose to split these duties with a partner; some choose one and forsake the other. We all choose and I don't expect you to applaud or pity my choices any more than you should expect me to applaud or pity yours.

It's fair to venture that on the whole, the legal blogosphere is comprised primarily of people with little spare time. We've chosen to spend that time, or at least a bit of it, blogging. That a greater proportion of men than women make that particular choice (or choose to contribute to Wikipedia) is worth considering, but dwelling on what occupies the greater part of their time seems like an unproductive way to do it.

Odds n Ends Shop

Of late, the Above the Law site has been adding some impressive names to its list of regular columnists. This week saw the debut of a new feature focusing on smaller law firms written by Jay Shepherd, who also blogs at Gruntled Employees and The Client Revolution. In his inaugural column Shepherd related his path to Small Law. Dumped by his girlfriend a week before 1L finals, he saw his grades drop him below the Big Law radar; no time as a summer associate meant no associate's position and in a tough job market, he found himself in a small firm:
But the funny thing is, it’s exactly where I belonged. Even though I spent most of law school thinking that I had to go to a big law firm, the truth is that I wouldn’t have lasted about six seconds in one. I know this now: many of my friends and classmates work in BigLaw, and my wife (whom I never would have had the good fortune to start dating if the blonde hadn’t dumped me when she did) is a partner at an Am Law 100 firm here in Boston. Basically, it would have been a footrace to see if they fired me before I quit.

It’s not about intelligence or work ethic. It’s about personality type. White shoes just don’t fit me.

I wish I had known more (read: anything) about small firms while I was in law school. If I had, I might have realized that I belonged there. Instead of ending up in small firms by happenstance and a departing girlfriend, I might have gone purposefully. Not accidentally.
I have an abiding interest in British law and regularly read a number of UK legal bloggers. Still, I never feel like I understand any British legal issue until Carl Gardner and Charon QC discuss it in one of their occasional podcasts together. This week, they discussed a recent vote in Parliament to defy the European Court of Justice, which has ordered the extension of voting rights to most prisoners.

Probably the best bit of legal advice I've ever heard, received, or given is this: "Don't answer any police questions without your attorney present. Look at the person next to you. If that person is not your attorney, shut up." It seems simple enough and as Rick Horowitz writes, he's offered such advice so often that he's taken to printing it on the backs of his business cards. Still, it seems not to sink in for many people, including one of Horowitz' recent clients:
Not too terribly long ago, I had someone come to my office about representation. As the story proceeded, I learned that the potential client had already spilled her guts to the po-po. As I often do, I pointed to my business cards near the corner of my desk and suggested she take one. The backs of my cards contain the following statement:
This is the only thing you have to say to anyone from the government (for example, police officers):

Before answering any questions, I want to speak to attorney Rick Horowitz. I will not speak to anyone, answer any questions, respond to any accusations, waive any legal rights, or consent to any search of my person, papers, or property, until I have first obtained the advice of attorney Rick Horowitz.
It then says, in large capital letters,
AFTER THAT DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS UNTIL AFTER YOU TALK TO ME!
She didn’t reach for the card.

Instead, she said, “Here’s the sad thing: I have your card. I know what’s written on the back of it.”

“Why did you talk?,” I asked.

“Because the cops scared the shit out of me,” was the response. You see, as they nearly always do — whether they’re in court testilying under oath, or just chatting with you on the street — the officer lied to her. He made her think that he knew more than he knew, telling her that he had evidence and eyewitnesses which he did not have.

....

[M]ost people are used to being told — even that potential client had been told — not to talk to the police. Hopefully, most of them also understand they shouldn’t be talking to anyone else about crimes they may be suspected of committing, either.

What many don’t know, though, is that unless specifically instructed differently by their attorneys, they should not even be talking to their attorneys about crimes they are suspected of committing.

In other words, if you come to my office, unless I specifically ask you, I do not want to know that you are guilty.

....

You have the right to remain silent. When it comes to being a witness against yourself — that is, when it comes to spilling the beans about your guilt — no one, including me, can compel you to do that.

So don’t.
Finally this week, Scott Greenfield marked the fourth anniversary of Simple Justice, which is either the finest legal blog around or an astonishingly accurate facsimile of it. It's so central to the legal blogosphere that it seemed incredible to read that it's been around for only four years. By the time I'd recovered my senses, its fifth year was already underway with a post about the American Bar Association's plan to end prosecution gamesmanship with Brady disclosures by passing a resolution to create a committee to make a checklist:
A checklist? Because it works so well for grocery clerks?

What about the idea of dealing with the reasons why Brady has been such a monumental non-starter, like prosecutors playing games with Brady, or courts ignoring the disclosure coming in the middle of trial, or a day after the verdict?

....

One reason Brady has been such a miserable failure in action is that efforts to make it real seem to invariably fall into the lawyerly fantasy that it's not that prosecutors don't want to give the defense exculpatory evidence, but that they just really can't figure out what it is. If only someone would hold their hand, wipe their brow, show them the way, then the prosecution would happily fulfill its duty to the defense. Gag me.

So here's my checklist:

1. Find anything that could possibly show, or lead to something that could possibly show, the defendant isn't guilty or that a prosecution witness is wrong.
2. Hand it over.
3. Now.

Let's see how that pans out.
I won't join the chorus of those asking for four more years of Simple Justice. I won't even ask for four more months or four more posts. Instead, I'll just continue to read and enjoy whatever Greenfield chooses to write for as long as he continues to write. I know that he does this for his own enjoyment, not for my admiration (or anyone else's). He has my admiration nonetheless; call it "Simple Appreciation".

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., Criminal Defense blog (Brian Tannebaum), The Lede blog (New York Times), and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

Labels: ,

15 February 2011

TGIBR: Thank God It's Blawg Review! (298)

Each Friday here, I do one or two "TGIS" posts — that's "Thank God It's Schadenfreude" — taking joy in the (usually well-deserved) misfortune of others. This week's Blawg Review #298, hosted by Brian Tannebaum at his My Law License blog, might just have satisfied my schadenfreude quota several days early.

On Valentine's Day, Tannebaum showed no love for the marketeers and gurus who have lately come to convince the more desperate, greedy, or unsuspecting amongst our numbers that social media offers a path to riches and respect. He is an unwavering opponent of these "social media snake oil salesmen" and has frequently turned a spotlight on their activities and questionable qualifications.

While Tannebaum's certainly been notable for his sharp tongue, Blawg Review #298 demonstrates another side as well. Apparent here is his respect for the true professionals in our profession — those who dedicate themselves to the highest ideals in the practice of law, who defend their clients' freedom and interests zealously, and who cultivate genuine skills rather than SEO-driven "expertise" to dupe the unwary.

Highlights of this week's Blawg Review include posts keeping track of real change in Egypt, discussing a well-deserved sanction for legal search term squatting, condemning a disturbing conflict of interest amongst the leadership of a criminal defense organization, and offering some sage advice to younger solo practitioners.

Jennifer Lubinski will host next week's Blawg Review at her Work Product blog.

Labels: ,

11 February 2011

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (307)... The Sequel!

This week's bonus joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Engadget (From Wednesday, February 9; link good at time of posting):
kevin-butler-ps3-code-rmeng.jpg

Sony PlayStation's (entirely fictional) Kevin Butler holds many (also fictional) positions within the company, but apparently none of them require him to keep up with (very real) news events. Travis La Marr (aka @exiva) tweeted the now-infamous PS3 METLDR root key towards Butler with the challenge to "Come at me." What's a spokesperson to do but confuse it for a Battleship reference and retweet the entire code?

....

Update: As Digital Foundry points out, this sequence actually refers to the USB dongle ID generator key, also used for PS3 security circumvention.
[Previous TGIS]

Labels: ,

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (307)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of The Telegraph (from Tuesday, February 8; link good at time of posting):
A man who attended an illegal cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attach to it.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.

Ray Pruitt, Sheriff spokesman, said it was unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa's death.

....

Ochoa and the other spectators fled when authorities arrived at the scene of the fight, [Sgt. Martin] King told the newspaper. Police found five dead roosters and other evidence of cockfighting at the location, he said.
[Previous TGIS]

Labels:

07 February 2011

He ain't hairy... he's my blawger.

Big Legal Brain hosts a "Hair Shirt Edition" Blawg Review #297 this week, on the anniversary of Savonarola's Bonfire of the Vanities, and I like the post for a couple of reasons: First, I couldn't agree more with the Brainiacs' suggestion that it's "time to revive the wearing of hair shirts and the burning of vain things with which we disagree." I wear a hair shirt every day (pug hair covers pretty much everything I own) and I'm sure that I'm twice the lawyer I'd be if my clothes were tidy. Second, I think that all of us who remember the Thomas confirmation hearings would agree that it's high time for the pubic hair on the soda can to be replaced by something else as the most notable law-related hair in recent memory.

Highlights of this edition of the carnival of legal blogging include creating value at a legal tech conference by showing social media gurus the door, trivializing the unrest in Egypt to sell fashion, and considering the particulars in drafting a "Motion to Be A Dick or, in the Alternative, Motion to be an Inflamed Hemorrhoid." A special Valentine's Day Blawg Review will show us some love next week.

Labels: ,

04 February 2011

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (306)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of The Daily Mail (from Sunday, January 30; link good at time of posting):
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is 'not conducive to the public good'.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects' list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct
[Previous TGIS]

Labels:

02 February 2011

A Round Tuit (55)

A Round Tuit

When it comes to legal blogging, there seems to be no shortage of writing worth reading once one gets around to it.

What's that? You have no round tuit? My friend, you are fortunate indeed, for never before in human history have round tuits been so readily available. If you need one, Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. has them in stock.

While you place your order, I'll share a few posts which are worth your attention.

gavel.jpg

The passage of the "Obamacare" healthcare reforms was the signature legislative effort of the President's first two years in office; the defense of Obamacare is shaping-up to be the signature legal effort of his administration's next two years.

This week in Florida v. Department of Health and Human Services (link provided by The Wall Street Journal), the landmark healthcare law was declared unconstitutional; the Administration will, of course, appeal. The ruling was reported by Ashby Jones:
Judge Roger Vinson, a Republican appointee, said that the law’s requirement to carry insurance or pay a fee “is outside Congress’ Commerce Clause power, and it cannot be otherwise authorized by an assertion of power under the Necessary and Proper Clause. It is not constitutional.”

In contrast with the Virginia ruling from last year, Judge Vinson found that the entire health care law must be struck down; that the so-called “individual mandate” is not “severable.”

....

The ruling ties the score at 2-2. To date, two federal judges have upheld the law as constitutional... while two have found that Congress exceeded its constitutional authority in passing it....
While I won't attempt to summarize the legal or political debate which preceded Vinson's decision (the earlier cases Jones mentions are linked in his post and were widely-discussed when issued), I will say that I find it remarkable that this ruling hinges on two screw-ups: one was a legislative mistake — in Congress' rush to draft and pass the law, a severability clause was inadvertently omitted — whereas the other was a strategic mistake — the Administration consistently argued that the individual mandate was an essential, inseparable part of the broader law, more-or-less daring the Judge to invalidate Obamacare in its entirety if he found any part objectionable. Peter Suderman explained how the Administration's brinksmanship backfired:
Because the law contained no severability clause, a contingency provision that would have protected the bulk of the law should one part be ruled unconstitutional, Vinson had to decide whether in striking the mandate he should also strike some or all of the rest of the law. Supreme Court guidance on laws lacking severability clauses suggests that judges should generally seek to excise as little of the law as possible, but also to ensure that if there is a remainder, it still serves the law's overall intended objective.

Therein lies the problem for the law’s legal backers. As Vinson notes in his ruling, both the administration, which is implementing the law and defending it in court, and Congress, which wrote and passed the law, have made clear that the individual mandate is an absolutely critical provision.

....

As a result, Vinson concludes that “the individual mandate is indisputably necessary to the Act’sinsurance market reforms, which are, in turn, indisputably necessary to the purpose of the Act.” Essentially, the administration's lawyers argued that the health care law wouldn’t work without the mandate, and Vinson took them at their word.
Elie Mystal, for one, was unamused that the fate of healthcare reform seems likely to turn on a swing-vote in the Supreme Court:
You know what that means? It means that very soon America will be operating under the Anthony M. Kennedy health care system. Does Justice Kennedy think that I have a right to health care? Does he think that pre-existing conditions should be covered? Is he comfortable having an entire nation’s health care system held hostage by a few insurance giants?

Exciting questions! I can’t wait to see how a man who nobody elected will decide our medical futures….
Mystal was certainly not alone in criticizing the result; Mark Hall wrote that the opinion was legally unsound and reads more like a political tract than a reasoned judicial ruling:
On first read, the most striking aspect of Judge Vinson’s ruling today is not its remedy — striking the Affordable Care Act in its entirety — but the impression one gets that the opinion was written in part as a Tea Party Manifesto. At least half of the relevant part of the opinion is devoted to discussing what Hamilton, Madison, Jefferson and other Founding Fathers would have thought about the individual mandate, including the following remarkably telling passage (p. 42):
It is difficult to imagine that a nation which began, at least in part, as the result of opposition to a British mandate giving the East India Company a monopoly and imposing a nominal tax on all tea sold in America would have set out to create a government with the power to force people to buy tea in the first place.
For his part, Jack Balkin viewed the decision as inherently political, though he seemed to attribute the party views in question to mainstream Republicans rather than the Tea Party activists on the fringes of the party; he compared it unfavorably with the earlier, more limited decision in Virginia v. Sebelius:
It is hard to see Judge Vinson's opinion on the question of severability as entirely unaffected by partisan considerations....

....

The Republican Party does not want to excise the individual mandate but keep the most popular features of the ACA; it wants to get rid of the entire statute. This is something that Judge Hudson, who also declared the individual mandate unconstitutional in Virginia v. Sebelius, was unwilling to provide. In these "unique" circumstances, however, Judge Vinson was happy to be of service.

I never thought I'd say this, but compared to Judge Vinson, Judge Hudson is starting to look like an apostle of judicial restraint.
In a subsequent post, Balkin discussed how the intense criticism of the individual mandate has essentially missed the point:
What is lost in the debate over the individual mandate is that the point of the individual mandate is also civic republican in nature. It requires citizens to make a far less significant but also public-spirited sacrifice on behalf of other Americans who cannot afford health insurance. Individuals must join health insurance risk pools to make health care affordable for more of their fellow citizens. This is a very modest request that individuals not be entirely selfish and that they contribute to the public good in a small way by helping to make health care accessible and affordable for all Americans. Indeed, under the terms of the Affordable Care Act, one doesn't even have to purchase insurance; one can simply pay a small tax instead. And one doesn't have to pay at all if one is too poor to do so or has a religious objection.

The notion that being asked to either buy health insurance and make health care accessible for one's fellow citizens--or to pay a small tax-- is a form of tyranny akin to George III's regime is simply bizarre: it shows how perverted and twisted public discourse has become in the United States. The assault on the individual mandate is really an assault on the public duty to assist other Americans in need, and in particular, an assault on the legal obligation to pay taxes to contribute to the general welfare. The assault on the health care bill is not a defense of liberty. It is a defense of selfishness.
David Gans suggested that Vinson's take on Constitutional originalism was a highly-selective and ultimately disingenuous reading of Supreme Court precedents:
Chief Judge Vinson’s opinion, issued yesterday, profoundly misinterpreted the Constitution in order to justify striking down the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. In his opinion, Judge Vinson invoked a highly selective, skewed version of our Constitution’s text and history. Relying heavily on the work of a few conservative originalists, Chief Judge Vinson’s opinion ignored or dismissed every piece of evidence to the contrary, including the Framers’ understandings of the scope of the powers of the federal government and Marshall Court’s canonical cases construing the Commerce Clause and the Necessary and Proper Clause.

In Vinson’s telling, the Commerce Clause was designed by the Framers of the Constitution to be a narrow grant of power, which permitted Congress to regulate trade between the states, and to eliminate discriminatory trade restrictions between the states. But his suggestion that Congress’ authority under the Commerce Clause was limited to matters of trade has no support in history, and is contrary to binding Supreme Court precedent, rulings that Vinson, as a lower court judge, is supposed to follow.

....

In Chief Judge Vinson’s version of Supreme Court history, the Marshall Court hardly figures at all. According to Vinson, the history of the Commerce Clause in the Supreme Court begins with the Lochner era, which repeatedly limited the power of the federal government under the Commerce Clause, invalidating federal legislation designed to protect workers and consumers from powerful corporations. Vinson writes, “for most of the first century and a half of Constitutional government . . . the Clause was given a ‘miserly construction,’” quoting with approval a 1983 concurring opinion authored by Justice John Paul Stevens. In the process, Vinson turns the Stevens opinion on its head. Justice Stevens called the Lochner era precedents “miserly” because they departed from the Framers’ design “to confer a power on the Federal Government adequate to discharge its central mission,” and were properly repudiated on that basis, but for Vinson, the Lochner era precedents are foundational, and correct. Chief Judge Vinson looks to them precisely because they gave a cramped reading to the powers of the federal government. Guided by the rulings of the Lochner era, it’s no wonder that Chief Judge Vinson finds the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act wanting.
Academic opinion was certainly not uniformly negative. Ilya Somin was practically giddy:
Today’s Florida district court ruling that the individual mandate is unconstitutional is by far the best court opinion on this issue so far. Judge Roger Vinson provides a thorough and impressive analysis of the federal government’s arguments claiming that the mandate is authorized by the Commerce Clause and the Necessary and Proper Clause, and explains the flaws in each. He had already rejected the government’s claim that the mandate is constitutional because it is a tax in a previous ruling. So far, all three federal courts that have considered the tax argument have rejected it, instead ruling (in my view correctly) that the mandate is a penalty.

This is perhaps the most important of all the anti-mandate lawsuits because the plaintiffs include 26 state governments and the National Federation of Independent Business.

....

As I have often noted in the past, this decision is just another step in an ongoing legal battle. Ultimately, the issue of the individual mandate will be resolved by the courts of appeals and probably by the Supreme Court. Still, Judge Vinson’s ruling is a victory for opponents of the mandate. It’s also extremely well-written, and thereby provides a potential road map for appellate judges who might be inclined to rule the same way.
In one of the key passages of his ruling, Judge Vinson wrote that "the individual mandate falls outside the boundary of Congress’ Commerce Clause authority and cannot be reconciled with a limited government of enumerated powers. By definition, it cannot be 'proper.'" While Orin Kerr shared Ilya Somin's enthusiasm for the result of the decision, he pointed to this portion of the opinion as a "weak link" which could jeopardize it at the appellate level:
This might work as a Supreme Court opinion that can disagree with precedent. But Judge Vinson is just a District Court judge. And if you pair Justice Thomas’s dissent in Raich with Judge Vinson’s opinion today, you realize the problem: Judge Vinson is reasoning that existing law must be a particular way because he thinks it should be that way as a matter of first principles, not because the relevant Supreme Court doctrine actually points that way. Remember that in Raich, the fact that the majority opinion gave the federal government the power to “regulate virtually anything” was a reason for Justice Thomas to dissent. In Judge Vinson’s opinion, however, the fact that the government’s theory gave the federal government the power to “regulate virtually anything” was a reason it had to be inconsistent with precedent.

Obviously, I’m not arguing that Judge Vinson was bound by Justice Thomas’s dissent. Rather, my point is that Judge Vinson should not have used a first principle to trump existing Supreme Court caselaw when that principle may not be consistent with existing caselaw. Either Justice Thomas is wrong or Judge Vinson is wrong, and Judge Vinson was not making a persuasive legal argument when he followed the first principle instead of the cases. Because Judge Vinson is bound by Supreme Court precedent, I would think he should have applied the cases.
In a subsequent post, Kerr elaborated on this criticism:
The core problem, I think, is that Supreme Court doctrine has strayed far from the original meaning of the scope of federal power granted by the Constitution. Today’s constitutional doctrine permits a scope of federal power that is much broader than the original meaning of the Commerce Clause and Necessary and Proper clause would allow. When interpreting the scope of federal power, then, you need to decide what you will follow: The original meaning or case precedents. As I read Judge Vinson’s opinion, he mixes the two. Judge Vinson jumps back and forth between purporting to apply Supreme Court precedents and purporting to interpret the Commerce Clause and Necessary and Proper clause in light of its original meaning. Judge Vinson spends about half of the legal analysis on original meaning and about half of the legal analysis on precedent, and he seems to treat both as important. In the critical passage on the Necessary and Proper clause, on page 62–63, Judge Vinson relies primarily on original meaning, specifically Federalist No. 33.

....

If you are an originalist, as many [Volokh Conspiracy] readers seem to be, this is a very appealing argument. If you’re a libertarian, as many VC readers seem to be, this is also a very appealing argument. But there’s a technical problem here that I want to draw out: Judge Vinson is only a District Court judge. Under the principle of vertical stare decisis, he is bound by Supreme Court precedent.... And when Supreme Court precedent conflicts with original meaning, Judge Vinson is bound to follow the former. Of course, that doesn’t mean a District Court can’t discuss the original meaning of a constitutional provision in his opinion. But where the original meaning and case precedents conflict, the judge is stuck: Because he is bound by Supreme Court doctrine, the judge has to apply the doctrine established by the Supreme Court and has to ignore the original meaning.
So, to recap: the American healthcare system is screwed-up; the Obamacare law purporting to reform the screwed-up healthcare is screwed-up; the precedents the courts are obliged to use in determining the validity of the screwed-up law reforming the screwed-up system are themselves screwed-up.

But I'm sure it'll all work out to everyone's satisfaction somehow. These things always do.

egypt.jpg

The world's attention was centered this week on Cairo, where thousands of Egyptians took inspiration from the recent popular revolt in nearby Tunisia to seek the end of President Mubarak's lengthy regime. Reliable information was at times difficult to come by, with the usual chaos of an event like this complicated by the government's near-complete shutdown of the country's internet connections. While major news outlets did a decent job, events often seemed to outstrip their ability to understand, let alone explain. Frankly, for all the Mideast experts the mainstream media trotted-out this past week, one of the best explanations of what was happening in Egypt and why was offered by Antonin Pribetic, who did with the news reports from Egypt what good lawyers do — organize, understand, and explain chaotic and fragmentary information coherently. Jamison Koehler offered a personal perspective on events in Egypt, recalling his own experiences during student protests in 1980s Germany, when troops intervened in what had been a matter handled by riot police:
After the attack, the peaceful demonstrators were quickly replaced by rock-throwing and spray-painting hooligans wearing motorcycle helmets and masks, and the city turned into a war zone.

To the surprise of my friends, who were disgusted by the government’s overreaction to the demonstration and retreated to the safety of their homes, I was completely hooked by this adrenaline-producing experience. Maybe because I was holding a camera and did not run when the troops arrived, I seemed completely immune to any harm: The troops sprinted past me to club other demonstrators. And, although I never threw a stone or lifted a can of spray-paint, I was gradually accepted into the inner group of people who were calling the shots for the demonstrators. Perhaps they too assumed I was a reporter (an American one at that), and wanted the press coverage.

The experience allowed me to witness first-hand an enormous shift in power. The government’s reaction had strengthened the hand of the demonstration’s most radical elements and, by the time the demonstrators had begun to occupy a number of vacant government buildings on the third day, the influence of those advocating peaceful demonstrations had been completely supplanted by the mask-wearing rock-throwers.
Though the outcome of events in Egypt were and remain in flux, some were anticipating and rapidly adjusting to the new status quo — whatever that might be. Charon QC passed along an internal memo prepared by noted (and ostensibly fictional) law firm Muttley Dastardly LLP; the memo outlined "Operation Pharaoh", whereby the firm plans to send a specialist garbed in complete Pharaoh kit and positioned to ensure the firm's success in the "new" Egypt:
The reasoning behind this deployment is straightforward: The less well informed other law firms are about Egypt, the more likely our own offerings to the Government of Egypt, however constituted, will, be. We have been fortunate in being able to take advice from an ex-television station reporter on the traits, knowledge and, most importantly, the dress effected by expert media Egyptologists, to ensure that managing partners of London firms will feel ‘comfortable’ with their decision to take advice from our operative on matters relating to Egypt. At the moment, we are calling our operative Jamie Ramses; the ‘Jamie’ element providing the right class note and, ‘Ramses’ providing that subtle Egypt credibility touch.
On a more serious note, the Boing Boing blog (amongst a few others) mentioned a new report from Human Rights Watch addressing one of the many probable causes of the unrest in Egypt — that "Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak's government effectively condones police abuse by failing to ensure that law enforcement officers who are accused of torture are investigated and criminally prosecuted." Officials turning a blind eye to systematic police misconduct? Police believing that they are effectively above the law? Citizens coming to understand that they may be threatened by crime but they're as likely to be victimized by the police and the "justice" system? For Americans who regularly read these Round Tuit posts and the criminal law and civil rights blogs frequently linked herein, these are themes which will seem all-too-familiar.

Will our discontent with police abuse ever become so widespread and severe that it will contribute to a general uprising like that in Egypt? That's unlikely, but it's certainly not inconceivable that if police act — and are allowed to act — violently toward us, we're going to respond in kind at some point. Some in the police, academia, and media would have us believe that several recent police deaths indicates that there's already a "war on cops" underway; frankly, I think it's more likely that they're projecting, as the evidence of a police "war on the general public" is far more substantial. Radley Balko has been a leading chronicler of the widespread militarization of police and the violence which has characterized the "wars" on gangs, terror, and drugs. This week, he debunked claims made by John Jay College Professor Jon Shane, Salon writer Amy Steinberg, and Texas Sheriff J.B. Smith that there is a trend in police deaths amounting to a "War on Cops":
In truth, on-the-job police fatalities have dropped nearly 50 percent during the last 20 years, even as the total number of cops has doubled. According to the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund, 279 cops were killed on the job in 1974, the worst year on record. That number steadily decreased to just 116 in 2009. The leading cause of death for cops on duty is car accidents, not violence. For the last several years, the number of officers intentionally killed on the job each year has ranged from 45 to 60, out of about 850,000 cops on the beat. That makes police officers about 50 percent more likely to be intentionally killed than the average American. But contrary to Sheriff Smith's claim, the job isn't among the 10 most dangerous in the country, let alone the "the top five," even if you include officers unintentionally killed in traffic accidents.

As for guns, Salon's Steinberg strangely came to her conclusion about "the pressing need to revisit the conversation on gun control" just a few paragraphs after she noted that gun sales have risen dramatically during the same 20-year period when police officer fatalities have plummeted. Last year there was an increase in officers intentionally killed on the job, from 41 to 58, which Steinberg characterizes this way: "In 2010 policemen killed on the job rose by nearly 40 percent, the greatest increase since 1974." That's true. But isn't it more significant that these numbers have dropped to the point where 17 additional deaths now represents an increase of 40 percent? In any event, 2010 also saw the smallest increase in gun sales in six years.

None of this is meant to denigrate the heroism of police officers who confront and apprehend dangerous people, and we certainly should honor and remember those who are injured or killed while doing so. But seizing on an anomalous series of terrible shootings as evidence of a nonexistent anti-police trend skews the debate on issues such as aggressive police tactics, police militarization, the use of Tasers, searches and pat-downs, and police transparency and accountability. Officer safety is important, but it should not come at the expense of the safety and civil liberties of the people they are sworn to protect.
Scott Greenfield noted that this is not the first time these claims have been shopped-around:
Police are well aware of the power of spin, and have used it well to their advantage over the years in persuading people to respect their authority. There's really nothing wrong with this, as they're promoting their self-interest and making their life, job and situation better. We all do this, whether consciously or not.

But at a time when videos reveals that those we entrust to protect and serve prefer to serve themselves first sometimes raises the stakes. When it was just our word against theirs, and law-abiding citizens would be naturally inclined to stand alongside their men in blue when challenged, the effort to remind us that we're better off calling a cop than a criminal was easy. Maybe we know too much now.

I recently bemoaned the fact that we have become deluged in police misconduct and abuse, and feared that we were becoming desensitized toward wrongdoing. While that concern remains, the counter-effort from John Jay, that hotbed of cop-love propaganda, suggests that the police remain very concerned that people are not becoming inured to police misconduct, but rather growing deeply concerned that the shield may be badly tarnished.

Let the professors from John Jay take to the airwaves and cry about a war on cops that doesn't exist. As long as there are people like Balko to debunk the spin, we'll get past it. In the meantime, maybe our daily dose of police misconduct is opening up minds about the reality on the street of police becoming a law unto themselves, putting both bodies and rights at risk.

The more the police apologists and spin-meisters whine, the more it appears they are afraid that people are seeing the truth behind the blue curtain. If the cops don't like it, then all they need do is clean up their act and demonstrate the respect for others they wrap around themselves whenever a new video of a beating comes out. If the professors at John Jay want to do some good, they could spend more time teaching respect for civil rights and less giving interviews about this non-existent war on cops.
In another post, Greenfield discussed how police department efforts to "clean up their act" by disciplining abusive cops within their ranks isn't as straightforward as it ought to be, owing to labor agreements and the arbitrators who enforce their terms:
Rank and file police officers, or as they're thought of in labor relations terms, a public employee collective bargaining unit, operate under a collective bargaining agreement. It provides for many things, from new shoes to days off to salary.

It prevents them from being questioned about their criminal conduct, whether driving drunk or shooting unarmed people for the hell of it, within a certain period of time following their seizure to having their union representative at their side. It makes the social compact, the "agreement" under which the rest of society operates, look downright tepid.

But what it does, much to the chagrin of those of us who wonder why it is that when we shoot and kill someone, we face the life in prison at best while they get a two week paid vacation, is require that the decision to terminate a police officer because of misconduct be put to binding arbitration or some civil service panel. In other words, it's not the police chief or the public that gets to dictate the outcome.

....

What distinguishes the [arbitrators] from us is that they lack our focus on cleaning up the mess of abuse and misconduct, saving human beings from the harm, maybe even death, and instead focusing on this as a labor relations issue, a question of comparative discipline between employees.
Walter Olson offered a recent case-in-point from Aurora, Colorado, where the local police chief fired an abusive cop who kneed a handcuffed woman in the face. The woman won a settlement for her injuries; a labor arbitrator awarded the terminated cop his position, with back pay:
So there you have it. Municipal taxpayers get to pay both ways — to defend against allegations that there was excessive force, and that there wasn’t. Public managers are sent the message that it’s unsafe for them to manage. Aurora residents nervous about possible encounters with the local constabulary are given fresh reason to be nervous. Is it any wonder long-overdue reform of government-employee tenure keeps returning to the national agenda?
As Greenfield noted in his post, Aurora's chief had never fired an officer before this; he asked, "Want to bet how long it will be before he [fires] another for misconduct and abuse?"

Odds n Ends Shop

In the United Kingdom as in the United States and Canada, there is considerable attention paid by the mainstream media to legal news and issues. There as here, the reporting of legal issues by non-lawyers tends to be something of a mixed-bag, owing in part to the willingness of "legal experts" to offer soundbites on topics beyond their range of experience or in instances where they have little basis to make an informed assessment. British blogger Nearly Legal recently took issue with the Daily Mail's reporting of a domestic legal matter and suggested that the Mail's legal expert, who appears to have little or no family law experience and a limited knowledge of the facts of the underlying case, did the justice system an injustice. For these transgressions, that expert, Jill Kirby, was placed on Nearly Legal's "Naughty Step":
There is a reliable general rule that anyone quoted in the Daily Mail may be intelligent, honourable or espouse family values, but at the best only two of the three at any given time. However, the nature and billing of this particular comment has already ruled out two of the three options.

While the comment may have been sincerely meant, it would then have to be profoundly uninformed – from a ‘family law expert’. If it is not sincerely meant, then it is mere wind-baggery, such as would make most ‘experts’ blush with shame. If you are reading this, Ms Kirby, do let us know which was the case.

In the meantime, good luck with your new career. Unless that is, your new career consists of continuing to offer rubbish quotes to the Daily Mail as an ‘expert’. You are on the naughty step for adding a veneer of respectability to the Mail’s bile without respect for anyone who may read it or indeed for yourself. Think of this as an an intervention. I want you to be able to be proud of yourself. I want you to be able to say ‘I think X’ and actually mean it - both that this is the conclusion you have come to and that you have engaged in some thought along the way. It will feel good, really.
In an update, Nearly Legal noted that a similarly ill-advised opinion had been offered by one of Ms. Kirby's Centre for Policy Studies colleagues in another newspaper; this prompted Nearly Legal to wonder whether something more sinister might be afoot: "Is this a conspiracy or does the Centre for Policy Studies have a superfluity of such wind bags?" Charon QC suggested that the poor reporting by the Daily Mail and the Centre for Policy Studies' "experts" are but another example of a larger, more troubling trend of sensational and inaccurate legal reporting in the mainstream media:
Unfortunately for the media, in the matter of law, if we are to have a credible rule of law of any meaning, it is important that law and legal events, judgments and the like, are reported accurately and fairly. One could add to this the old fashioned concept of responsible reporting. The disgraceful coverage of the Yeates murder case and the smearing of the reputation of the landlord – who, presumably, will be cleared and released from police bail soon, given that the police have found another suspect to arrest? – is illustrative of a creeping modern trend.

It is bad enough when journalists, many without any formal legal training, misreport on the law – but when weight is added by so called pundits and experts to an erroneous report, the offence to accurate and fair reporting is compounded. When those experts are lawyers – it is, frankly, unacceptable.
Perhaps on both sides of the Atlantic, slapdash reporters and their pet legal experts need a kick in the pants (once they get off the Naughty Step, that is). A kick in the pants can do wonders, as Eric Mayer has learned:
I don’t remember the Mr. Nice bosses I’ve had. They were flaccid and ineffectual, and nothing remarkable came from their safe leadership. I do remember the ones who put a boot in my ass on occasion.

I needed it. I admit. Like most humans, I have a predisposition to being a lazy procrastinator.

....

For those of us who choose to depart from the world of oversight, the seeking of an occasional kick in the pants must come from within. It hurts to read about somebody who is doing something for a client that we should do, but aren’t doing. We feel like crap (or, we should). We must force ourselves to hear about people who do this job better than us, and we must hear the voices of those who demand accountability among our profession–regardless of the hit to our emotions or ego.

When you get pissed off because of criticism, get pissed off at yourself, not at the person delivering it. Get pissed off because of the time wasted on inconsequential bullshit when it could have been used on people paying you to save their life. Get pissed off when you realize that a bit more legal research could have suppressed that confession. Get pissed off when you fail to achieve the standards that people need you to achieve. You know you’re wrong. We are all wrong at some point. The question is, are you capable of catching yourself being wrong or accepting others calling you out for it?

Why the rant? Here lately, all of my new clients want my help to correct previous legal actions. They need the help because their previous attorney at court-martial or administrative proceeding screwed them. Rather than taking the harder steps, the lawyer sought the easier slide. Battles that should have been fought were bargained. In some cases, they were told that fighting would only delay the inevitable. It makes me sick.
While Mayer's "boot in the ass" is largely metaphorical, Mike Cernovich recommended actual physical conflict. Discussing a few of the lessons in the well-known novel and movie Fight Club, Cernovich wrote that we should "go start a fight":
In the United States, there is a unifying culture - a national motto. It works to the advantage of criminals on Wall Street and government. It allows political insiders to loot and rape with impunity. The national motto has even achieved a moral status, with those rejecting it facing judgment from those who treat it as the First Commandment.

"I do not want any trouble."

People pass through the streets anonymous and terrified of confrontation. When I confront someone for cutting in line, my companions invariably tell me that I've embarrassed them. Or that I'm going to be shot. They, being slaves and supplicants, never consider that it's the other guy who should be worried about me.

"Please, please, please just mutter under your breath. We will whisper to one another about this breach of the social contract. We will not talk loudly enough for our voices to be heard. We don't want any trouble.

Well, fuck you all. I want trouble.

....

Fighting is never pointless, as its goal is the training of fighters. "In the mountains of truth you will never climb in vain: either you will get up higher today or you will exercise your strength so as to be able to get up higher tomorrow."

Today in the United States, there are many things worth fighting for. Wall Street bankers have stolen your money. TSA officials list sexual assault as resume bullet point. The United States government wants an Internet kill switch, silencing all who would dissent

There are many fights, but there are no fighters. You are not ready. There is only one way to prepare for a fight, and that is to start one.
Mirriam Seddiq, who can match Mike Cernovich or anyone else on Earth four-letters-word for four-letters-word, took his words to heart and considered the value of struggle:
Ever since Mike at Crime & Federalism wrote about raring for fights and Fight Club (one of my favorite books). I told him that sometimes it's hard to find a good fight, and even the fight with yourself just doesn't seem worthwhile. Mike wrote another post about running up a steep hill. Well, it's more than that. But you should go and read it for yourself because the premise is that a fight with yourself is always worthwhile. It is what muslims call the greater jihad. It's the one within yourself, the one with temptations of the world and what you know is good for you versus what you want despite how it might affect your humanity - KFC versus a home cooked piece of chicken from the farmer's market, or smoking that cigarette vs. going for a run, or being faithful to your wife instead of fucking your 24 year old secretary. You get it, right?

So Mike writes the posts and I think about them. That's what good writing does to you, it is supposed to make you think, and not just think "wow, what a good piece of writing" but the written word actually makes an impact on your brain and maybe on your actions in the future.

....

In 2008 when my boys were 14 months old I ran a marathon. Honestly, 'run' might be an exaggeration, but I completed it. While I was training all I kept thinking is "I was on bedrest for 16 weeks, I had twins, this is nothing." Now, when I think of trying to make it, to build a business and do right by clients at the same time I think "I couldn't have kids and I did, I can do this."

So yeah, that's it. Today I signed a lease on a bigger office in my same little office building. It's not much bigger and it's not much more expensive, but I'm outgrowing my current teeny office. I'll bring my little coffee pot upstairs with me and while I'm not so sure what the next year - fuck it, I don't know what the next week will bring, I'm going to keep on keeping on. Because Mike is right, the fight with yourself is always worthwhile.
Fights worth fighting are never in short supply; if, as Cernovich and Seddiq suggest, even the fights not worth fighting are still of worth, the supply is greater still. For the many who, like me, have sought to get along whatever the cost, it may just be that we've not yet understood how high that cost truly is. In Egypt this week, thousands of people with everything to lose demonstrated that getting along only gets you so far. The day may come when we too need to fight. If we can accept that possibility — even if we're not yet willing to call it a likelihood just yet — it makes sense to prepare ourselves while we have the time and opportunity to do so.

Finally, to digress for a moment, let me admit that I'm not a religious person generally — and what religious sympathies I have aren't for any flavor of Christian faith — but I do have an abiding love for the language of the King James Bible. In places it's pretty compelling stuff and parts of it are pure poetry. That being said, my readings are superficial ones which appreciate language without really internalizing meaning; still, as with any good book (lower case there), some passages remain in memory more than others.

For me, Psalm 119 is such a passage. When Antonin Pribetic composed (in response to a Scott Greenfield post) a "Law and Justice Version" of Psalm 119... well, let's just say that if I had a physical copy of the Bible, I'd replace its Psalm 119 with his. As I don't have a Bible, I'll have to be content with cross-stitching it on a sampler and keeping it in a place of honor in my Hello Kitty hope chest. To excerpt parts of it here and there would be a sacrilege. This is simply the best post I read this week; please go and read it in its entirety. Peace be with you.

Header pictures used in this post were obtained from (top to bottom) Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., The Wall Street Journal, IdahoStatesman.com, and Paris Odds n Ends Thrift Store.

Labels: , ,