"Why? Because I'm in charge," I said, "that's why."
"No," she replied, giggling, "you're not."
"I'm not? Yes, I am!"
"Well, if I'm not, then who is?"
"Mommy. Then me, then Puggsley. You're the low man on the toilet pole, Daddy."
UPDATE: For those of you who asked whether she really said "toilet pole", yes she did. This tells me two things: first, that she is actually listening when I make throwaway comments like so-and-so being "the low man on the totem pole"; and second, that she doesn't have a clue what a "totem" is.
LOL!!! Clearly you're raising her to be a good Christian if she doesn't know what a totem is.
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