A Moment of Panic This Morning

The following was a headline on Professor Jack Balkin's Balkinzation blog this morning (and cross-posted on Slate's Convictions blog):

Say It Ain't So, Colin

Before I managed to confess all of my misdeeds, I read further and found, much to my relief, that former Secretary of State Colin Powell was the "Colin" in question.

My secrets are safe after all. BWAAAHAHAHA!