TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (3)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of CBS affiliate KUTV in Salt Lake City, Utah (from Monday, February 28; link good at time of posting):

A robbery suspect was in the process of rummaging through a house at 9600 South, 4700 West when the residents returned.

In a rush to escape, the suspect left his wallet and identification at the scene of the crime.

"He was attempting to make access via the internet, some pornography sites and also attempting to dial some 1-900 sexual service numbers. All evidence indicates he disrobed while he was there and that he donned some women’s clothing while he was on the property," said Sgt. Dan Starks of the South Jordan Police Department.

Police arrested the 18-year old suspect at his home where they found the stolen items from the robbed home.

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