22 April 2005

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (10)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Associated Press via AZCentral.com (from Thursday, April 21; link good at time of posting):
A bullet in the butt has led authorities to a pile of pot. Brandon Sanders called for help after being shot in the rear end.

Deputies and paramedics in Grass Valley, Calif., found the wounded Sanders sitting in his car in a parking lot.

Sheriff Keith Royal says a deputy smelled a strong odor of pot in the area. Royal says officers followed a trial of blood to three large bags of marijuana hidden in some nearby bushes.

Deputies say they also found a large roll of cash near the car. The investigation continues, but Royal says Sanders hasn't been the most cooperative victim.

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