06 December 2005

Model Finance in America

Well, at least our Brazilian friend had the true goods and high aspirations for his prospective ill-gotten gains. This pathetic woman 1) mistook a block of white cheese for cocaine; 2) solicited an undercover policeman to kill the owners of the cheese; and 3) confessed to police that the entire multiple murder and cheese-napping scheme was concocted to raise money to pay her modeling agency.

At least she managed to be caught on tape directing the undercover cop to kill any underage bystanders old enough to testify; her concern for pre-verbal infants should entice the court to go easy on her at sentencing.

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