Next week, Gregg Easterbrook will list venereal diseases he likes better than Bill Parcells.

From today's Tuesday Morning Quarterback column:

[I]t's long been clear that Parcells is an egomaniac in both the casual and, perhaps, clinical senses of that word. Lately he's gone downhill to simply becoming a nasty person, spitting and snarling at everyone around him. What's Parcells going to do next, demand worship? When I look at Parcells, the phrase that comes to mind is "failed human being."