Perhaps I'm just a sheep following the flock, but when I have a few minutes later this morning, I think I'll do the following just because everyone else is:
- Declare myself a candidate for President of the United States of America;
- Claim paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby; and
- Publicize my secret nuclear weapons program to get free stuff and attention from the international community.
Maybe I'll also have a double bacon cheeseburger for lunch if I'm feeling really adventurous.
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