13 February 2007

Jumping on the Bandwagon

Perhaps I'm just a sheep following the flock, but when I have a few minutes later this morning, I think I'll do the following just because everyone else is:
  1. Declare myself a candidate for President of the United States of America;
  2. Claim paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby; and
  3. Publicize my secret nuclear weapons program to get free stuff and attention from the international community.
Maybe I'll also have a double bacon cheeseburger for lunch if I'm feeling really adventurous.

1 comment:

Ron Franscell said...

Here's an interesting perspective on life in the centerfold ... and the perils of post-Playmate-hood.