Evan Schaeffer posts this morning about the Swingline 390 Heavy-Duty Stapler, which he notes is capable of "powerful stapling of up to 160 pages. Added project efficiency. Full one-inch throat depth. Rubber feet. Adjustable paper guide. And an easy to use front-end jam-clearing mechanism."
As I pause to wipe the saliva from my keyboard, I see where The Greatest American Lawyer is pointing out the Home Office Lawyer blog, which offers a category of posts devoted to the pursuit of the paperless office. I'm so conflicted. As Queen so aptly expressed it, "I want it all and I want it now!"