TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (27)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Associated Press (from Tuesday, August 16; link good at time of posting):

Police say a man who broke into a car severed his left wrist on some shards of glass, then kicked in a door to the car owner's home and asked for help.

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[Avis] Pilcher said she awakened to screams for help about 12:35 a.m. Monday and that [Joseph] McQuade entered her room, blood shooting from his left wrist, a police report said.

McQuade was arrested on suspicion of burglary, breaking and entering a vehicle, breaking and entering an unoccupied structure and on other warrants. McQuade was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

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