Giving New Meaning to the Four-Stroke Engine

From the Associated Press:

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

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"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," [Rutherford County Deputy Tony] Hall said in his report.

Oh, those Kennedy boys and their driving mishaps! Well, at least he didn't claim he was speeding because the pedal was stuck to the floor.