- Strike One:
Clerk: "Do you want tomatoes and sprouts on that?"
Me: "I'm sorry, I ordered a Reuben."
Clerk: "Uh huh. Do you want tomatoes and sprouts on that?"
- Strike Two: What is this, World War II? Why are you rationing the meat?
- Strike Three: What the hell are you doing with that microwave?
In the immortal words of Space Ghost, I am super-unsatisfied.