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From today's Best of the Web Today column by James Taranto:

We were intrigued by the headline on this story from CNSNews.com: "September 15 Anti-War Protest to Be 'Unlike Any Other.' " The first paragraph repeats the point:

Organizers of an anti-war protest scheduled for Sept. 15 said Wednesday that the demonstration will be "unlike any other" as activists gather to demand an immediate end to the war.

Wow, unlike any other! What could that mean? Are they going to take showers before marching? Are they going to demand that the enemy give up rather than our side?