07 August 2009

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (231) . . . The Sequel!

This week's bonus joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of The Inquisitr (from Tuesday, August 4; link good at time of posting):
An unidentified man found himself on the business end of four angry, jilted women in a motel room and ended up with a superglued penis.

The ambush was allegedly orchestrated by one of the four women- the man’s wife. She apparently tired of his philandering ways and tracked down as many of the other women her husband was sleeping with as she could. Therese Ziemann, 48, is one of the accused and met the man on Craigslist. Last Wednesday, Ziemann met the man’s wife and also learned that he had several other girlfriends. During their relationship, she’d paid for all their hotel stays and also given the man $3,000.

By Thursday, the plan was in motion. Ziemann, her sister, the man’s wife and another of his lovers, Wendy Sewell, arranged for a tryst at a local hotel. Ziemann bound the man under the auspices of a sensual massage and summoned her new friends via text message. She then assaulted the man and superglued his penis to his abdomen.

When the man began screaming, his attackers fled with his wallet, phone and car.

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