30 May 2008

Scribbled on the Back of an Envelope Seven Years Ago Today

Some men wish for sons to achieve great things, to build great things, to discover great things, to teach great things. My daughter will accomplish all these and charm her father's heart as well.

Hey, I was a bit sleep deprived at the time.

Happy seventh birthday, Natalie; your daddy loves you very much.

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (169)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Associated Press (from Tuesday, May 27; link good at time of posting):
A skydiver's hope to set a new free-fall record might have come to an end Tuesday when his ride to the sky left without him.

The helium balloon Michel Fournier was going to use to soar to the stratosphere detached from the capsule he was going to use to jump from 130,000 feet.

It happened after the balloon was inflated on the ground at the airport in North Battleford, Saskatchewan. The balloon drifted away into the sky without the capsule.

Fournier appeared disappointed as left the capsule and walked to the hanger. He was hugged by members of his entourage.

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26 May 2008

Blawg Review Remembers

The annual Memorial Day edition of Blawg Review is one of my favorite traditions around these parts. This year's host is Stephen Albainy-Jenei at the Patent Baristas blog. He does us all proud with Blawg Review #161. This is such a special, heartfelt event each year that I'm inclined to say that this week's highlight is the review itself, but that wouldn't do justice to Albainy-Jenei's worthy effort (and if the carnival of legal blogging isn't concerned with doing justice, who would be?). I'll point out a few key bits -- paving the way for same-sex marriage, punishing dissent in high schools, and floating a quasi-sovereign nation -- but all in all, this issue's worth spending some time with. With a freshly-brewed cup of coffee, of course. The China Law Blog hosts next week.

23 May 2008

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (168)... The Sequel!

This week's bonus joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Bucks County Courier Times (via QuizLaw) (from Tuesday, May 20; links good at time of posting):
Mark C. Baxter, 19, of Columbus, N.J., faces charges after police found child porn on a computer he is accused of stealing from the retail store.

In early March, a customer purchased a new Sony VAIO notebook computer from the Middletown Circuit City. When he brought the Sony box home, he opened it and found a used Gateway notebook computer inside. Middletown police Detective Greg Kneiss began investigating and found the VAIO box had been purchased on Feb. 28 in New Jersey through Baxter's credit card and then returned to the Middletown store.

Police obtained a search warrant for the Visa account and tracked it and the used Gateway computer to Baxter, according to court records.

Baxter admitted to the theft during an interview in March and returned the new computer to the Middletown Police Department.

When Kneiss checked the new Sony computer to make sure it hadn't been tampered with, he found several child porn videos, according to court records.

After examining the computer, the state Attorney General's Office Computer Forensic Unit found 43 videos of child pornography.

Baxter was arrested Friday and sent to Bucks County Prison.

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TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (168)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Associated Press (from Tuesday, May 20; link good at time of posting):
Wade Churchward, 28, went to a service station on March 22 in the capital, Wellington, where he picked up two packets of M&Ms candy and some potato chips, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.

Churchward, who had been drinking, began snacking on the goods while standing in line at the cash register.

But when he reached the cashier, he realized he did not have enough money, and instead offered a container with 0.042 ounces of marijuana and a pipe for smoking it.

Churchward failed to notice a patrol car parked outside and a police officer standing behind him in line - who promptly arrested him.

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22 May 2008

Hoy, decidía aprender español.

I think that post title means "Today, I decided to learn Spanish." I'll find out later, I suppose.

Spanish is a very useful language to know these days, particularly so if one lives in California. Frankly, for any number of personal and professional reasons, I should've learned it some time ago. So, after all this time, what's finally tipped the balance?

In short, my ham-handed mousing.

It's somewhat disquieting to try to ship an urgent package when, for the second or third time in recent memory, I've inadvertently selected my location at the FedEx site as "U.S.A.-Español" rather than "U.S.A." To prevent this circumstance from hampering me in the future, I'll just learn a foreign language. That seems like the most sensible course of action.

All in all, I should be grateful that it's just Spanish. If the webmasters at FedEx had decided to put Hungarian or Urdu or something else at that spot in their menu, I would've had to do something drastic like switch overnight accounts.

20 May 2008

Woo Who!

Doctor Who (shown on the Sci-Fi channel and BBC America) is the best show on television, bar none.

The guiding force behind the relaunched series has been Russell T Davies and there's been a considerable amount of angst amongst the show's considerable fan base concerning the future direction of the program when Davies leaves for new challenges. Fear not, it seems.

The Beeb has announced that Steven Moffat has been named to succeed Davies starting next season. Moffat wrote every episode of the wonderful Coupling romantic comedy series, which still shows on BBC America and hasn't aged badly at all. He wrote the immensely creepy and entertaining Jekyll miniseries which showed over here last year. A Doctor Who fan since childhood, Moffat has also written for the new series the award-winning episodes "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances", "The Girl in the Fireplace", and "Blink" (which remains one of the most frightening programs I've ever seen on Doctor Who or any other show). In addition to these regular episodes, he's penned one-off programs like the recent "Time Crash" (which linked-up David Tennant's current Tenth Doctor with Peter Davison's Fifth Doctor) and the 1999 Comic Relief parody of/homage to Doctor Who, "The Curse of the Fatal Death".

With Doctor Who in safe hands for the foreseeable future, I can now turn my attention to less important matters like world peace and global warming.

Portrait of a Lady's Legal Blog Review

...or, Self-Submission is the Best Submission

Like Madonna, Ruthie gets by with just a single name; unlike Madonna, she's answered the anonymous Blawg Review Editor's call. She hosts (well, hostesses) Blawg Review #160 this week at her Ruthie's Law blog. Highlights include a legal poetry slam, securing the misery of marriage for same-sex couples, and thoughts about barristers cut down in a hail of gunfire. Next week, Mirko Bagaric hosts the carnival of legal blogging at his Moral Dilemma site.

UPDATE: Rather than face a Moral Dilemma over the upcoming (in America at least) holiday weekend, we at Blawg Review have instead opted to go with Stephen Albainy-Jenai over at the Patent Baristas blog for next Monday's #161. Please note, however, that this late substitution is not intended to imply any degree of immorality or moral conflict on the parts of Stephen Albainy-Jenai or anyone associated with the Patent Baristas blog.

16 May 2008

I'm Hot... You're Hot... He's Hot... She's Hot...

Considering the fact that normal human body temperature is approximately 98.6°F, why does a day when the ambient temperature is in the high nineties seem so hot? Is it just because it's somewhat unusual vis-a-vis the average daily temperature (in most places, anyhow)? I have no idea.

Would he have done it if he could have foreseen Laser Floyd?

It was this day in 1960 that Dr. Theordore Maiman, a physicist working at Hughes Research Laboratories, created the first laser using a synthesized ruby crystal. Without Dr. Maiman's brilliant efforts, we would have frickin' nothing to attach to the heads of sharks today and the world would be a lesser place for that.

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (167)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of ABC [Australian Broadcasting Corporation] News (from Sunday, May 11; link good at time of posting):
England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts, a new guide warns tourists.

But in the new Rough Guide to England, the English are also hailed as a nation of animal-loving, tea-drinking charity donors who love nothing better than forming an orderly queue.

Gone, it seems, is the image of a genteel country awash with Englishmen politely tipping their bowler hats, groping through the London fog and being kinder to pets than kids.

The writers confess to bafflement over the quirky English, concluding that of the 200 countries the guide reviews there is none "so fascinating, beautiful and culturally diverse yet as insular, self-important and irritating as England."

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13 May 2008

NOTICE: Duncan Riley Is the Source of the Following Information

At his new Inquisitr blog, Duncan Riley offers a very sensible guideline for something which has vexed many a new (and not-so-new) blogger -- when and how to give attribution to sources of information.

Whistle While You Blawg

Blawg Review #158, hosted by The Mommy Blawg was a tribute to mothers; this week, with Blawg Review #159 hosted at the Whistleblower Law Blog, we give whistleblowers their due. Perhaps next year these fine legal bloggers could co-host. Don't scoff -- the concepts have worked well together before:


Highlights in this week's edition include burning and building bridges, determining when a pill is poisonous or merely bitter, and deciding whether to appeal or to just accept that you lack appeal. Next week, the Ruthie's Law blog will do the hosting honors, but the week following, Blawg Review will continue on ruthlessly.

09 May 2008

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (166)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of the Houston Chronicle (from Tuesday, May 6; link good at time of posting):
Judge Sherman Ross tried to assemble a jury of peers for a woman accused of possession of a marijuana on trial Tuesday.

But authorities say prospective juror Cornelia Mayo might have taken that concept a bit too far after she was caught smoking a joint outside the courthouse during a break.

. . . .

"I've had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana," Ross said.

. . . .

The former juror was charged with possession of marijuana. She is scheduled to be arraigned next week in Criminal Court at Law No. 11 —across the hall from Ross' courtroom.

Mayo remained in the Harris County Jail on a $500 bail Tuesday night and could not be reached for comment.

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05 May 2008

Just Blawg, Baby

You know, I've been happily involved with the Blawg Review project as a reader, contributor, and sherpa for several years now and I can't recall midwifery every coming up in the carnival of legal blogging. Well, now it has. Boldly going where no man has gone before is The Mommy Blawger, who hosts Blawg Review #158 today on International Midwives' Day. Highlights in this edition include creating and finding great legal blogs, hiring a jerk to be your lawyer, and a polygamous mess in Texas. Brian LaBovick hosts next week's Blawg Review at his Whistleblower Law Blog.

02 May 2008

TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (165)... The Sequel!

This week's bonus joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Star-Telegram.com (via QuizLaw) (from Tuesday, April 29; links good at time of posting):
An aspiring record label owner is singing the blues after he was arrested last week for allegedly trying to pass a $360 billion check at a Fort Worth bank.

Employees at the Chase Bank at 8601 S. Hulen St. grew suspicious after seeing all those zeroes (10 to be exact) and called the check's owner. The woman said the suspect, Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, is her daughter’s boyfriend and that he did not have permission to take the check or cash it.

Fuller was arrested on suspicion of fraud, along with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana after officers found less than 2 ounces of the drug and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.

While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.

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TGIS: Thank God It's Schadenfreude! (165)

This week's joy in the misfortune of others comes courtesy of Times Online (from Tuesday, April 29; link god at time of posting):
Ronaldo, the AC Milan forward, was questioned by police yesterday after an altercation with transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel.

Footballers in sex scandals are nothing new but this one has a twist. In an episode that seems more like a plot-line from the infamous TV show Footballers’ Wives, the striker left a nightclub in the Barra de Tijuca district early on Monday morning with three prostitutes, only to make an unexpected discovery at the motel.

Police said that the incident began when Ronaldo discovered he was dealing with transvestites instead of women and was reportedly infuriated. Carlos Augusto Nogueira, a police inspector, said that Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met but did not realise they were transvestites until they reached the motel.

“He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun,” Nogueira said. “But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.” Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. “Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent [knee] surgery,” Nogueira added.

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01 May 2008

Friends don't let friends create Jar Jar Binks.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk, saith the original Star Wars cantina barflies in this classic public service announcement unearthed (or untatooined, as the case may be) by the io9 blog.



io9 has several others also worth a look, including advice from He-Man and She-Ra for the sexually-molested.

You know, I learned a valuable lesson today....